Work, Sex and Intimacy: All sexed up

All sexed up

By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, I found dried cum in my hair - after being at work for two hours. FML

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Sunday 24 October 2010 16:14

He tried to get your hair pregnant.

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There's this thing called a shower. It's new and everything, but t does work.

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Chr0nicdreamz 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 8:48

dirty. take a shower

far_east 6

Tuesday 26 October 2010 16:52

bahahahaha that made me lol.. tanks op

sk3l370n 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 18:46

Its called criticism from above

YaBoyJay 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 0:17

Damn that sucks

Pipity147 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 8:26

are you a prostitute?

smokey20 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:06

eww get a shower nasty

mockingjay_fml 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 4:56

wtf it's obv not cum ... your hair is prob just nasty looking . js .

ReignBeauxLord 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 7:52

uhhh... when did someone **** in ur hair? O.o

asiancutie 0

Friday 29 October 2010 19:29

take a shower before work lmfao goodness.

Miguel_32E 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 5:28

dont u take a shower

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