Awkward and Love: Overconfident

Overconfident

By Anonymous - 02/05/2026 18:00 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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You deserved it 4 863

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DarthCocoa 14

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:01

Run

youdontcontrolme 17

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:03

Get away from him while you can

Comments

Fr0gs 15

Thursday 5 February 2015 4:11

Why so late?

yolololol3 17

Thursday 5 February 2015 4:17

DONT FALL FOR IT YOUVE ONLY DATED HIM FOR 5 DAYS!!

Keiajacole 16

Thursday 5 February 2015 4:24

Don't do it HE CRAZY !!

fml_is_my_lofe 5

Thursday 5 February 2015 4:24

Holy shît get out now. He is most definitely a psychopath

Eleora 19

Thursday 5 February 2015 4:28

But did you say yes?

lolmusical 12

Thursday 5 February 2015 4:28

RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RUN. FAST.

Gorebabee17 10

Thursday 5 February 2015 4:33

Pyscho much??

ezrajab 22

Thursday 5 February 2015 4:34

Run far and fast

bambam42069 13

Thursday 5 February 2015 4:43

Run far far away

BlankCarousels 1

Thursday 5 February 2015 4:45

At least he proposed to your needy ass xD he could have dumped you on the spot.

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