Awkward and Love: Overconfident

Overconfident

By Anonymous - 02/05/2026 18:00 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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You deserved it 4 863

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Thursday 5 February 2015 0:01

Run

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Thursday 5 February 2015 0:03

Get away from him while you can

Comments

foxy4353 10

Sunday 8 February 2015 7:32

run away while you still can!! haven't you ever seen the movie obsessed?

Iskillion 16

Monday 9 February 2015 2:26

You must be a great girlfriend!

Derperder 9

Monday 9 February 2015 3:48

say yes

fmlrulesBolt 14

Monday 9 February 2015 4:06

Weird but you must be a keeper

britbrat237 14

Thursday 12 February 2015 13:52

loser alert!

CaptainSugarNips 1

Friday 13 February 2015 15:32

******* animal. Just imagine the set of balls on this guy. I hope you said yes

chrisstachon 30

Sunday 15 February 2015 8:27

cool story bro!

sadsadtimes 7

Sunday 15 February 2015 8:28

did you say yes?

Nickiminajislyfe 20

Monday 16 February 2015 8:41

Leave now , now and forever

DragonConqueror 11

Sunday 22 February 2015 11:48

Crazy Dutchmen :P

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Overconfident

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