Dick move

By Noname - 29/04/2026 06:00 - United States

Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker, "Turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you." I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML
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slyvanilla_creme 0

he probably did that to bother you...and your letting him win if you let it get under your skin. if it was someone that didn't know you and saw you for the first time...that's another story...

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fgsfds 3

That's so good. I wanna shake his hand.

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malbaby 0

HAHAHAAHA that is epic. i wanna meet him!

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littlepirate_fml 0

I hope you drank 5 beers, and cut off his balls. :)

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Sneak_fml 0

I voted "you deserved this" because you went to a frat party.

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xaphon 0

#1 and #2 you think you can slap a guy because he insulted you by drinking a beer well i hope you dont complain when your slapped back because i know i would

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Flaky1 0

Hahah, well he's an asshole, he once was your boyfriend after all.

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xocassylovesyou 0

It's your drunk ex-boyfriend at a frat party... What did you ******* expect? And also, why would you even care... It's your ******* ex. ---Cassy

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