By taroschain - 30/07/2016 21:19 - United States - Atlanta
The Top
taroschain tells us more.
Drunk dick
By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 20:00
Felt cute, might delete later
By nopanties - 04/03/2013 05:11 - United States - Durham
Love is strange
By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 22:00
By Mad Munki - 07/12/2017 05:00
Neil Diamond was wrong
By LucyLollipop - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Keep in touch
By Anonymous - 01/11/2019 22:00
Chocolate chip
By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 14:00
By Raset24 - 30/06/2016 17:40
By vegas-81 - 10/02/2014 03:39 - France
By gedderdunn - 24/05/2010 06:13 - Reserved
Special ingredient
By Laviolette - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonymous - 27/02/2018 09:00 - Spain
Turn me on
By shmelly - 16/04/2010 04:03 - United States
The classic switcheroo
By Anonymous - 16/07/2021 16:01
The Gordon Ramsey of Racism
By dumbass stereotypes - 25/03/2020 20:00
By Loki16 - 02/06/2016 08:40 - United States - New York
Three is a magic number
By Jenny - 05/04/2020 23:00
Hello everyone!
By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 08:00
This is going well
By Anonymous - 25/04/2020 14:00
Check before crossing
By Randy Savage - 02/02/2009 16:29 - United States
By longing for emancipation - 30/04/2016 03:09 - United States - Mitchell
By Gaylord - 28/04/2016 02:17 - United States - Aspers
People of Walmart
By FayBerry88 - 04/07/2020 08:08
By anonymous - 29/03/2016 22:50 - United Kingdom - Oxford
Quack
By Anonymous - 25/03/2016 03:14 - New Zealand - Takanini
By 2k16 - 17/03/2016 02:48 - Canada - Ottawa
Thanks for the wording, dude
By Bex - 15/03/2016 07:27 - United States - San Francisco
Mint taste
By jeffcarp - 17/12/2019 14:00 - Italy - Cesenatico
By -___- - 29/09/2013 19:46 - United States - Winfield
Keywords
Huh, didn't think this would make it. Neat. Thanks for the birthday wishes! To clear a few things up: 1. I started getting birthday wishes from ID checkers a week before my birthday and for a few days after, during which time I went on a couple beer runs for my roommate, bought a bottle of wine for a family dinner, had a weekly girls' night out with some coworkers and, yes, went barhopping with a friend on the day of. 2. I only got Facebook because my college required it and didn't bother filling in the information other than schooling. 3. I'm not one of those people who reminds everyone about their birthday five times a day for two weeks, and I track friends' birthdays on my iPod calendar. Also, I'm a bit of a workaholic and tend to forget events if they don't affect my work schedule (thus the calendar) and didn't actually realize my birthday was coming up until it was mentioned on one of said aforementioned beer runs. 4. Partly due to a lack of FB and other social networking, most of my friends are either from work or people I was really close to in high school and chose to keep in contact with via phone or e-mail (I'm an old person in a 25-year old body. I knit too!). Also guildmates, but I don't think that counts. Hope this helps!