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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada
How romantic
By Anonymous - 15/06/2012 17:12 - United States - Salem
Our soul
By baddream - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Stinky - 20/11/2011 10:23 - United States
Self-fulfilling prophecy
By Dave - 04/10/2012 14:44 - United States
Thoughts and prayers
By poordog - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
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Freaked out
By klanciee - 16/07/2012 02:00 - United States - Valencia
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Bad driving
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By lulinator - 05/03/2015 16:30 - Canada - Saskatoon
lulinator tells us more.
OP here. Yes, I'm aware (NOW!) that it isn't a "family game!" My sister-in-law brought it to play after our family dinner. None of us had ever heard of it before. My mom is very innocent, so hearing her have to read out some of the lines was probably the best part of the game. She was crying from laughing, my brother got a nosebleed from laughing, and I almost threw up. I also had to explain to my dad what "road head" is. Poor guy.
By xXEmmaLieXx - 03/03/2015 17:37 - United States - Berkley
Insult to injury
By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 18:11 - United Kingdom
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By Godsfavourite - 14/09/2011 05:42 - Australia
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The train had those seats that run parallel with the walls of the train, not the window and aisle seats. And I tell you know that the lady was just one of those people that looks down their nose at most youth. I was in no way disrespectful to her and when I pointed out the seat next to me and she went and told the security guards that I refused to stand up for her. It's messed up, man. OP
By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 06:21 - United States
Poor kitty
By toothpastecat - 13/05/2011 15:41 - Canada
By nooooo - 17/03/2011 01:25 - United States
What?
By Patrick - 23/02/2010 01:29 - United States
Apple juice, ************
By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 17:01 - United States - Silver Spring
By allgassedout - 04/01/2015 00:23 - United States - Sacramento
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The challenge was to create a protocol for measuring the thickness of double and triple glazed windows (none of which open) around the company's building. Nothing to do with our actual jobs, most of us just figured it was a trick to get the new guys caught staring out of windows. He won't tell me his method...