Dogs, Pranks and Love: Bad boy

Bad boy

By wellokaythen - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Brampton

Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 010

You deserved it 5 131

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Same thing different taste

By Puppy problems - 27/10/2013 01:23 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 573

You deserved it 4 537

By sammyxoxo - 18/12/2011 08:32 - Canada

Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 802

You deserved it 2 786

Bad doggy

By life_suxxx - 17/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 584

You deserved it 4 911

By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 121

You deserved it 2 454

By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 218

You deserved it 245

Spooked

By fucking mafia or what?? - 12/01/2013 22:02 - United States - Marysville

Today, I opened my front door to go out for groceries. Lying on my doorstep was a pile of poop. A piece of paper was taped to the ground beside it that read, "Do it again and you'll get more than dog shit." I don't have the slightest clue who I pissed off, or how. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 028

You deserved it 3 466

By ugh - 14/06/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 721

You deserved it 3 930

Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 395

You deserved it 51 032

Confusing

By frenchpop1960 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said, "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 599

You deserved it 42 158

Bad boy

By Really - 14/05/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML

I agree, your life sucks 749

You deserved it 94

HowAreYouToday 34

Tuesday 14 May 2013 23:59

He's a shitty boyfriend.

davek 36

Wednesday 15 May 2013 0:03

He should consider himself, erm, dumped?

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RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 15 May 2013 6:35

Sounds like you're being dumped. Don't take any of his shit.

jackaced 7

Wednesday 15 May 2013 6:58

That's some serious dog-training skill!

coolscale 6

Wednesday 15 May 2013 8:13

LOL! shitty boyfriend indeed

pinkdragonfly 9

Wednesday 15 May 2013 9:47

He needs to become your ex boyfriend post haste

Meggs4 9

Wednesday 15 May 2013 15:07

You mean ex boyfriend lol

Tonasharkman 14

Wednesday 15 May 2013 18:14

You know what they say shit happens

iworryaboutyou 4

Wednesday 15 May 2013 21:59

"""wellokaythen""" HAHAHAHA IM DYING

Hobbit79 10

Thursday 16 May 2013 4:04

I really really hope you didnt let him in then.

LoneBooker88 16

Friday 17 May 2013 1:18

some boyfriend.

jujubeef 10

Friday 17 May 2013 4:25

I MODERATED THIS!!!!

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