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By motherfucked - 15/01/2016 17:07 - United States - Baltimore

Spicy

Today, I tried to send my friend a link to a really weird porno. Unfortunately, Google Hangouts popped up with a message from my mom. I didn't realize the keyboard focus had switched until I hit Ctrl+V and Enter real quick. Now I'm grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2013 10:57 - Australia - Brisbane

Spicy

Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML

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DELETE! DELETE!

By mako - 26/05/2017 02:00

Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 13:17 - United States - Gadsden

Today, I accidentally Googled "best types of incest" instead of "best types of incense" on the family computer. The parental controls went nuts. I'm now grounded, and my parents are convinced I need psychiatric help. FML

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Busted

By Extended_desktop - 11/09/2011 17:53 - Poland

Spicy

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 21:15 - United States - Chicago

Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML

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By retard99 - 21/03/2010 04:04 - Canada

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Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Spicy

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn

Spicy

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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By waitwhat - 18/03/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

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Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML

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Tomato_Cheese 22

Saturday 16 January 2016 8:44

Ooh look we have a message from our awesome son. It's a link! Wow! That odd-AHH WHAT THA **** IS THAT!?!??

ScarletteEve 33

Saturday 16 January 2016 8:17

What religious shack did you grow up in?

Comments

Busco7 6

Saturday 16 January 2016 22:10

Well at least your mom now has an idea of the kinds of **** you are into, so the next time that your dad or your brother goes online for some **** time, they wouldn't be able to pin the blame on you.. ;)

Gearhead789 6

Saturday 16 January 2016 22:29

What was the website?

SuckMyStrider 13

Sunday 17 January 2016 4:42

You poor soul

Astrobomb 21

Sunday 17 January 2016 5:36

You have a wierd mom for grounding you for something so stupid

bobslawnservice 16

Sunday 17 January 2016 8:47

Depends on how weird the **** was.

someamishhobo 12

Sunday 17 January 2016 15:15

I hate how it automatically switches the keyboard like that. I've had that happen to me before, just not with something that bad. I feel you.

cccook1547 14

Sunday 17 January 2016 16:54

I just wanna know who uses Ctrl+V instead of copy and pasting

xloverin 14

Sunday 17 January 2016 20:27

Your comment made me facepalm more than the actual FML.

JonCena 10

Sunday 17 January 2016 21:05

I've yet to meet anybody who sends **** to their friends...

DaRito 25

Tuesday 19 January 2016 1:47

Was it Spongeknob Squarenuts?

Perry85 42

Saturday 5 March 2016 22:46

If you are young enough to still get grounded, you are too young to be looking at ****. YDI

Elisabetha Aarron 18

Saturday 30 May 2020 1:35

With something like this you want to be careful and 100% sure you are sending to the right place. Seriously this was beyond careless

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