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By motherfucked - 15/01/2016 17:07 - United States - Baltimore

Spicy

Today, I tried to send my friend a link to a really weird porno. Unfortunately, Google Hangouts popped up with a message from my mom. I didn't realize the keyboard focus had switched until I hit Ctrl+V and Enter real quick. Now I'm grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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NSFW

By Anonymous - 14/11/2013 10:57 - Australia - Brisbane

Spicy

Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML

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DELETE! DELETE!

By mako - 26/05/2017 02:00

Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 13:17 - United States - Gadsden

Today, I accidentally Googled "best types of incest" instead of "best types of incense" on the family computer. The parental controls went nuts. I'm now grounded, and my parents are convinced I need psychiatric help. FML

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Busted

By Extended_desktop - 11/09/2011 17:53 - Poland

Spicy

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 21:15 - United States - Chicago

Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML

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By retard99 - 21/03/2010 04:04 - Canada

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Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Spicy

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn

Spicy

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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By waitwhat - 18/03/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

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Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML

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Tomato_Cheese 22

Saturday 16 January 2016 8:44

Ooh look we have a message from our awesome son. It's a link! Wow! That odd-AHH WHAT THA **** IS THAT!?!??

ScarletteEve 33

Saturday 16 January 2016 8:17

What religious shack did you grow up in?

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darshini_ii 24

Saturday 16 January 2016 10:08

Too bad she had time to check out the link m8

Solano2580 24

Saturday 16 January 2016 10:44

Why..why would you send someone something like that?

Steephx0 23

Saturday 16 January 2016 10:51

Say you clicked a link and got a virus, get a couple friends to vouche for you. I see similar things for spam links on Facebook all the time

more4me 27

Saturday 16 January 2016 10:52

Im sorry but that's hilarious! Some day, you will laugh about it, OP !

Ashamed_Sister 60

Saturday 16 January 2016 11:53

Your username is as hilarious as your FML.

Dexter83_fml 17

Saturday 16 January 2016 12:39

It could of been worse. Could of been a bondage magazine lol you wouldn't of got a spankin for it lol

pixiebubz 26

Saturday 16 January 2016 15:01

could *have wouldn't *have

Kiernan151 25

Saturday 16 January 2016 17:44

How is a magazine worse than a website that has probably hundreds of thousands of **** videos, which thousands of are bondage?

Catdragon 40

Saturday 16 January 2016 12:47

was it the one where goku is luke and sailor moon is princess and pikachu is r2d2 and goku ducks pikachu and shit?

NotSoCoolKid 15

Saturday 16 January 2016 14:07

My friend is also a weird little shit with that stuff, it's annoying, YDI

polishguy05 15

Saturday 16 January 2016 14:50

You should have said it was a virus and it automatically sent that to her, you prob would have gotten away with it

LPac5295 27

Saturday 16 January 2016 15:22

This is probably one of the worst scenarios in which you realize you're texting the wrong person. Sorry OP.

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Today, I took a test as part of a job requirement. I took a sip from a bottle of juice, and the lady leading the test gave me a warning. I tried to explain that if I didn't, I would faint. She took the bottle and hid it. 15 minutes later I collapsed. She thought I was faking. I'm hypoglycemic. FML

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