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Today, my vibrator was in another room and I was too lazy to get it. I was also too lazy to do it manually. It's like I've been married to myself for too long. FML

#21197716
75 comments

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On 07/03/2014 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by Tattery (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Tattery's comment about their FML

I am so chuffed something finally went through, haha.

The funniest thing is I actually eventually did so it by hand, then about an hour later, got my vibrator and did it all over again.

The other funniest thing is that other than my boyfriend, I can't share my achievement at getting something posted. I'm so pleased but it can't show anyone else, haha.

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Today, being the class nerd hasn't stopped me from being naive: none of my so-called friends has talked to me since the last day of exams. FML

#21197572
93 comments

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On 07/03/2014 at 5:28pm - work - by malaak2 - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

malaak2's comment about their FML

This wasn't the first time something like this happens and it never hurt me until now because we graduated. I just felt bad cause I won't be friends with anyone from school anymore, and maybe that I won't have a chance to get my revenge.

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Today, I moved fifteen stacks of bricks from our store to a customer's van. After I made all that effort, he decided he didn't like the colour of the bricks after all, and demanded a full refund. FML

#21197488
92 comments

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On 07/03/2014 at 3:49pm - misc - by starflares (man) - Denmark (Centre)

starflares's comment about their FML

Thanks guys, I just sent him to the manager and he had to pay me +$30 to have the colors switched out, so not all that mad.

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Today, my girlfriend asked me where I've always wanted to settle down, and I told her that Italy had always appealed to me. She snorted and told me what a bad idea that was, because "you don't speak French". FML

#21196416
128 comments

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On 07/02/2014 at 4:46pm - love - by HazingNight (man) - United States (Minnesota)

HazingNight's comment about their FML

funny cause that's not even close to her name. why seek attention. and BTW i just found out she has a learning disability

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Today, as I was picking up my 5-year-old brother from school, he hugged a girl from his class to say goodbye. His classmate's mom and I looked at each other, thinking it was adorable, until my brother decided to dry hump the side of his classmate's thigh. FML

#21195510
116 comments

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On 07/01/2014 at 8:33pm - kids - by TheKingKen (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

TheKingKen's comment about their FML

Damn, sucks to be OP! I wouldn't wanna be him.

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Today, I told my husband that I didn't feel like he loved me. He looked away and replied, "Fair enough". FML

#21194486
72 comments

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On 06/30/2014 at 11:59pm - love - by mymumdidntloveme - New Zealand (Auckland)

mymumdidntloveme's comment about their FML

Hey, OP here. We are still together. Have attended counselling and we are both being much more open and loving with each other. The issue was both his and mine but we are both working on our problems together and I'm proud to say our marriage is better and more fun than ever :)

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Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML

#21193372
133 comments

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On 06/30/2014 at 2:44am - animals - by beccadabeast (woman) - United States (Arizona)

beccadabeast's comment about their FML

This is my post and my cat is fine! Usually I pull out and shell jump off the roof in time buy I guess she just got balsy! I stopped at a red light and a bunch of people were honking at me and she just casually climbed onto my hood and just started cleaning herself. I just wish I could have seen what she looked like on top of the roof x)

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Today, while waiting for the start of a concert, the man behind me decided to pee into a cup. Then the cup tipped over and drained all down my leg. FML

#21188568
81 comments

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On 06/25/2014 at 10:54pm - misc - by AllisonMegan98 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

AllisonMegan98's comment about their FML

it was an Arctic Monkeys concert

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Today, I lost my dog while hiking. After searching the trails for an hour and a half, he was by the car. FML

#21187370
118 comments

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On 06/25/2014 at 12:13am - animals - by Razi_tail - United States (Missouri)

Razi_tail's comment about their FML

I figured one of two things would happen: 1. He was in the same area we got separated or 2. He went back to the car. I chose to search the first option before getting a phone call that somebody found my dog. He has 3 ways to id him: dog park tag, name tag, and microchipped. It was the park tag that somebody had called on.

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Today, our dishwasher door broke. My mom made me sit there for an hour straight, holding the door shut so it would work. FML

#21186469
141 comments

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On 06/24/2014 at 11:09am - work - by NehNehPwn - Canada (Ontario)

NehNehPwn's comment about their FML

For se reason some was cut off. If I left it to get a chair or anything it would pop open and restart the whole cycle (30 min cycles) my mom went in the shower so she couldn't get me anything.

Another thing is I was able to sit on the floor to use my phone (thank God).

Finally, due to being anaphylactic to milk and eggs, I could not have wash the dishes (my family still eats them)

Thanks for commenting and have a nice day everyone!

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Today, I got written up for drinking on the job by a manager who drinks on the job, who was told to write me up by a general manager who drinks on the job, and we are all employed by an owner who drinks on the job. I haven't had a drink in 3 weeks. FML

#21184943
99 comments

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On 06/23/2014 at 1:45am - work - by DJJayLee (man) - United States (Nevada)

DJJayLee's comment about their FML

strip clubs aren't union. we have a total of 14 employees at this club and the GM would rather fire everyone and hire new people than deal with that. I'm 1 of 3 that have worked here longer than a year.

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Today, while ringing up a girl, I asked for an ID to verify her credit card. She said she forgot it but pulls out her Facebook on her phone to show me it really is hers. FML

#21182749
108 comments

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On 06/21/2014 at 2:49am - work - by Axelerate - United States (Nevada)

Axelerate's comment about their FML

Hey it got posted!
This girl was around her mid 20s. I work in a souvenir shop in Vegas and company policy states to verify credit cards with photo ID. With debit cards all they need is their PIN. Credit, all they do is sign but c'mon, anybody can sign the name if it's stolen. Right after she does this, I couldn't help but to burst out laughing. Can't anybody just go and change their name on Facebook anyways? She got a little irritated but I'm sure even she knew it has to be an actual ID. I wouldn't risk a write-up and tell her it's fine but she paid with cash and all was good!

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Today, while working in a call center at a university, someone threatened to report me to the President of the University because "I" wouldn't accept their daughter who had a 1.5 GPA and "got accepted into Harvard". I don't even make the decisions, I just answer calls. FML

#21181409
146 comments

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On 06/20/2014 at 12:59am - work - by latinalocks - United States

latinalocks's comment about their FML

The parent reported me to my supervisor, my super proceeded to pull the recorded tape of the call and took my side. Faith in humanity restored!

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