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Today, my son was crying because he's afraid he might get Ebola. We live in Maine, and he's 16. FML

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156 comments

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On 10/10/2014 at 7:27pm - kids - by MainePains (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

MainePains's comment about their FML

Hello, OP here! Apparently, the reason he has been crying is because the high school he goes to a lot of rumors are flying around- about Ebola coming to Maine. Thanks for the advice, but I have to say- a few of you are Maineiacs.

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Today, I tried a soup sample at a supermarket. An employee then came over and started asking me questions about how I got the cup for the sample, telling me it wasn't store policy to just give out sample cups. I was so stressed that I broke down crying in the middle of the supermarket. FML

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73 comments

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On 10/10/2014 at 2:57am - misc - by gracewinchester (woman) - United States (Oregon)

gracewinchester's comment about their FML

Just to clarify: I wasn't just crying because of the soup. My college apps are due Monday, I was going to have to be at school from 7:30AM - 8:00 the next morning, I have a huge part in a play and expectations are very high, SATs are Saturday, LOTS more. The store's official policy is to have an employee come with the customer and get a soup sample. The soup sample cups look exactly like the salad dressing cups so she probably thought I was trying soup without asking or an employee made a mistake, which is actually what happened. I normally don't ever cry in front of people but for some reason that just set me off. Hope that clears anything up :)

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Today, I found out that I am "un-promotable" to the job that I have been promised for the last two years because, I "don't suffer idiots well." Idiots. FML

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51 comments

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On 10/09/2014 at 11:32pm - work - by freeachickadee - United States (New Jersey)

freeachickadee's comment about their FML

OP Here. I don't suffer idiots well means that I don't tolerate or deal with idiots well. Which is utter crap. It is an excuse to get out of giving me the promotion they've been promising me for years. Now they have an alternate (totally unqualified candidate) so they are passing me over. FML. Onto bigger and better things I guess.

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Today, I was walking down the street holding my boyfriend's hand, when a seemingly sweet old man said to him, "Hey, you've got to hold her hand properly". I asked him to show me what properly meant. He licked my hand. FML

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47 comments

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On 10/09/2014 at 5:42pm - misc - by peak4u - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

peak4u's comment about their FML

Hi everyone, some of your comments truly made me laugh. But more importantly I'm concerned for those of you who cannot understand why I'd talk to a seemingly friendly old man when I'm in the company of my boyfriend, it's just common decency my dears. My boyfriend and I have a really strong relationship and we love to annoy each other for fun, he took it jokingly but pretended to be mad at me for a minute but then proceeded to hand me some hand sanitiser ... No harm done.

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Today, my boyfriend admitted than he's been using Febreze instead of showering for the past month. FML

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115 comments

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On 10/09/2014 at 12:48pm - love - by idonthaveauserna - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

idonthaveauserna's comment about their FML

OP here- It's a long distance relationship, he told me over Skype.

I can confirm that he HAS had a (long) shower now.

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Today, a day after being informed that keeping my wallet in my front pocket was "strange", my wallet was stolen from my back pocket. FML

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85 comments

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On 10/07/2014 at 8:46pm - money - by NotDarkKnight (man) - United States (Georgia)

NotDarkKnight's comment about their FML

OP here. The person that told me that is was 'strange' is a friend of mine, so I dont think it was him. I didnt switch pockets because of his comment, but I just wanted to change it up a bit. Another friend found my wallet and returned it. I'm 15, so I don't have any money anyways...

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Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

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133 comments

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On 10/06/2014 at 4:24pm - kids - by SaintGoobers (woman) - United States (New York)

SaintGoobers's comment about their FML

Hey Buddy, this is the first time Ady has ever cussed, or at least with me viewing it. She claims that her Father was singing the songs so she thought she would sing with him. I will be talking to her dad! Lol.

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Today, the only reason I work 12-hour shifts and close at midnight every Saturday is because my boss doesn't like the fact that I have a boyfriend. FML

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100 comments

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On 10/03/2014 at 10:43am - work - by 1039583 - United States (Utah)

1039583's comment about their FML

He owns the business or I would have already!! I know this because I only started closing this late after he found out I have a boyfriend.

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Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

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76 comments

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On 10/02/2014 at 11:20pm - misc - by Ryuun12 (man) - United States (California)

Ryuun12's comment about their FML

Lol. I'm not overweight. I just have meaty thighs. Yet my calves are... veryyy skinny. I do have me some moobs though! Lol. And a bit of a belly. I was trying to be funny not complain about being fat, lol. But its not really that obvious. But you know. Always appreciate these nice comments. (Hint thats sarcasm. Besides the few that were nice.

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Today, my best friend, who I've been in love with for nearly a decade, asked me to help him set up an online dating profile. During our 4-hour conversation, as he waded through the profiles, he complained that it was impossible for him to find a girl to have a meaningful conversation with. FML

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155 comments

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On 10/01/2014 at 9:33pm - love - by EosThorn (woman) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

EosThorn's comment about their FML

OP here. I don't know if I'm doing this correctly, but here goes.

Thank you for the encouraging comments, even the harsh ones. I'm aware of how ridiculous this sounds... Trust me. I have two good female friends who I'm sure are tired of me harping away on this. It hasn't been years of me staring at him through foggy windows, all sad. I've dated other people and so has he. It wasn't easy because truly, I love him. Circumstances just didn't allow for us to be together... Whether he wanted to or not. So, I chose to keep his friendship and not risk it. We are adults now and things have changed. It's perfect, but I feel like so much time has passed that he no longer sees me as a girl he'd want to be with now that its possible.

We have a special bond and as much as it devastates me to think he would reject me, it would kill me to see everything we have just turn into something ugly.

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Today, same as every other night, I sat in my car outside my home, just to avoid going inside. I live alone. FML

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145 comments

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On 09/29/2014 at 6:04pm - love - by piper182 - United States (New York)

piper182's comment about their FML

Hey OP here, in my car... I work 11-12 hours 6 days a week so though I wish for a dog, I can't. I stay in the car because when I go in I have to plan for the next day. In the car it's quiet and peaceful.


Living with others was worse but I am a lonely person. I do sometimes drink a beer once I'm parked. I agree it's sad and I'm not a very social person and I hate it about myself.

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Today, I waited for over an hour in a park for a date who didn't show up. I finally left because someone came up to me and accused me of creeping on their kids. FML

#21267321
65 comments

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On 09/28/2014 at 10:49pm - love - by mindjob -

mindjob's comment about their FML

And run I did! Well, not really, but I got out of there as fast as possible. I was too embarrassed about being stood up and being accused of watching kids to have a sharp wit and a good response. An excuse was mumbled and I got out of there! And 54, I wouldn't normally wait longer than a half hour at most, but I suppose I was pretty hopeful for this date!

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