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Today, after handing over the cash to buy my sister's car off her, she refused to sign any of the paperwork, and later put an ad on Craigslist selling the same car. I got scammed by my own sister. FML


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On 06/06/2015 at 7:15am - money - by Kassutera (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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I will give you an update on what has since happened:

The car in question was 1500 bucks and I needed a car badly so I bought it off her and she told me she would give me the paperwork the following day for it. Being she is my sister I trusted her to give me the papers the next day. I happened to browse Craigslist only to find an ad resembling the car I just bought off her with her phone number. I called to see if she could take the ad down because I figured that she put this up before I bought the car when she told me she isn't going to take the ad down and the car is for sale. For those of you accusing of me owing her money...I did not owe anything to her before hand and paid her in full for the car. I had originally given my mom the money to give to my sister so it is not like she cannot say I have no proof the money wasn't given to her. My mom has been on her case about stealing the money and we are still working things out. Will give an update if it does eventually work out.

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Today, one of my two roommates moved out without warning after we discovered that the rent hadn't been paid in full in a month, the utility bill hadn't been paid in two months, and the electric bill hadn't been paid in three months. We found out when the power was turned off. FML


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On 06/05/2015 at 5:29pm - money - by Dissent21 (man) - United States (Idaho)

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I didn't really just "assume". We'd had a long conversation about who was going to be paying what bills, and we had an established system. I thought. She just sort of... didn't hold up her end, and then didn't tell me there was a problem.

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Today, I made out with a boy for the first time. I belched into his mouth. FML


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On 06/04/2015 at 12:21pm - love - by NoMoreTacoBell - United States (Virginia)

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Hahaha I never thought this would get posted! So the long story is, me and this boy have been best friends for a long time, Taco Bell and burping contests are a regular part of our friendship (and many other less-gross things). First of all let's clear up that I DID NOT VOMIT in his mouth. Not that a burp is much better but oh well. We just started dating recently so I was mortified, but our being best friends helped us both laugh it off in the end. Definitely should have called this one TacoBelch.

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Today, I was choking on a popcorn kernel at the movie theater. Nobody helped me. The workers in there told me to leave because I was "disrupting the audience". FML


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On 06/03/2015 at 10:14pm - misc - by MdMan2 - United States (Virginia)

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OP here. The movie was the new avengers. And yea, I'm ok. Thanks for asking.

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Today, my 14 year old brother and 9 year old sister were fighting. My brother said "You suck!" to my sister, and she replied with "You swallow!" FML


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On 06/02/2015 at 8:55pm - misc - by Zufallian - United States (Michigan)

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Hey guys, OP here. :)
I just wanted to say first off I did not expect this to get posted, so that was a great thing to find. Second off, I just wanted to clear a few things up. I do not think my sister learned this from PewDiePie, nobody in my house watches PewDiePie and neither does she. The only place I think she may have picked it up from is one of my friends, or my brother. I do not think she actually knows what the word means, she has just heard someone use it in a sentence. I did read all of your comments and to #113, it is not really that f***ing awesome when it is your little sister who is in low school saying something like that, especially being the oldest in the family and the one both of them look up to. I hope you all have a great day. :)

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Today, I sneezed and ended up in the emergency room. How? Apparently the sneeze dislodged a kidney stone that is now slowly, painfully working its way from my kidney to my bladder so that I can piss it out. FML


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On 06/02/2015 at 1:21pm - health - by work_while_bent (man) - United States (California)

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Yes, my wife made sure to tell me that about a dozen times.

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Today, I accidentally hit my husband in the face. Not 2 minutes later, while laying in bed and trying to apologize, I accidentally kneed him in the balls. FML


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On 06/01/2015 at 12:21pm - misc - by ephram17 (woman) - United States

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OP here. Thankfully, he understood that both were accidents. I apologized for both and he wasn't mad. He does however enjoy making me feel a little guilty with some good natured teasing about it.

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Today, a customer complained that his earphones stopped properly functioning even though he bought them less than a month ago. After checking them, I realised that there was so much earwax caked into them that it affected the sound quality. FML


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On 06/01/2015 at 8:22am - work - by iGagged (man) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

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Hi everyone, OP here ! Made an account just to follow up.

1) No, sadly he didn't suspect a thing and didn't bother taking a close look at his earphones.
2) It was awkward indeed. Very, very awkward. He was nice though, he apologised and immediately left. Hopefully he'll check his earphones next time.
And thank you for commenting on my username haha !

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Today, I was having a panic attack so I went to my mum for support. She blocked her ears because my heavy breathing was annoying her. FML


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On 06/01/2015 at 8:06am - health - by thebiteof87 - Australia (Victoria)

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Hey OP here
It's interesting reading all the comments that you guys are writing. It's interesting how a lot of you are saying that my mum has misophonia, which i agree with since she always gets annoyed when she hears me chewing, sneezing or just making loud, repetitive noises, but it still hurt me that she did that. She does have her own problems with anxiety herself, but at the time she was just watching tv so i went and sat next to her. We are pretty close but there is a bit of a communication gap here and there. I get a lot of anxiety due to the fact that i am a transgender boy and i'm going through a lot. Therapy and medication don't seem to help my anxiety though. Thx for the support.

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Today, I was exhausted due to staying up all night practicing for the most important performance of my orchestral career. I decided to take a nap to energize myself in preparation of the evening and woke up just in time to realize I'd missed the entire concert. FML


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On 05/30/2015 at 10:25pm - misc - by bruhskoni - United States (California)

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Haha, yeah. I did set an alarm, but I was so exhausted I slept right through it and my clock turns itself off after about 20 minutes. I'm also studying for finals so it's just been a very awful stressful time period. To all of you guys saying YDI, you're totally right. I spread myself too thin and didn't adequately prepare, so it was all my fault. Luckily it was a small ensemble performance, and 2nd chair took my place, rather than a big solo, so it wasn't the end of the world that I missed it, but it was a big opportunity to exhibit my talent. There will be more to come though, and I will make sure not to be sleep deprived! Also to all y'all saying "sorry for your neighbors", luckily my school's music building has very nifty sound proof practice rooms which I spend a lot of Time in. Thank you all for your support and I'm mad excited this got published. To anybody else who also just suffered through/is taking finals, may luck be on your side!

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Today, it's been so long since I had sex that even in my sex dreams I'm watching porn alone. FML


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On 05/30/2015 at 11:22am - intimacy - by Anathema_360 - Canada (Ontario)

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Allow me to clarify. I have a boyfriend, we've been together for 3 years, he's just doesn't want sex anymore

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Today, I got engaged. When I called my father, who is out of state for a few days, to tell him, his response was, "What'd you do that for?" FML


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On 05/28/2015 at 3:04am - love - by jessiebear159 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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Thank you for congratulating me. I agree that my father's response was probably just from shock. He called me not long after we hung up the first time and apologized for reacting that way. I am the youngest of his children and his only daughter, he may just not be ready to let me go yet. He has only been married once, to my mother, and they have been married happily for 22 years. I appreciate the advice that was given and I plan to talk to him more about his concerns when he gets back this coming week.

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Today, I had to write my own notice for enforced redundancy because my boss just went on a two week vacation. He told me to just forge his signature and that, if I wouldn't do it, he'd just make something up to dismiss me on codes of conduct. FML


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On 05/27/2015 at 5:18am - work - by Ouka - Germany

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OP here :)
First of all, thank you all for your advice!
I'm afraid though, that it's a rather small company (around 10 full time employees) so we don't have an HR departement.

I'm not sure about the difference between "being fired" and "being laid off", but my situation could be described as: "being fired because my company decided to save some money and that they didn't need someone on the position I'm currently working at."

Here in Germany we get ALG (Arbeitslosengeld, roughly translates to "unemployment money") for a year after working for at least two years. It's around 60% of the persons original salary.
The catch is: you only get it, if you're fired or quit for (very) good reasons (harassment, threats, etc.).
If you quit without one of those reasons you don't get anything for 1-3 months.
Also you don't get it for 3 months if you're fired because of anything you did (stealing, forgery...)

So it's a tricky situation right now.

I wrote my boss an email explaining most of the things you stated (that I feel uncomfortable forging his signature, for example) and asking whether it wasn't possible for me to just write the notice and have him sign it as soon as he's back.
This way I have to set the date back, because I can only be fired with a 2 months' notice which isn't stricly legal, but he agreed to it.
He isn't really that bad of a person, actually that whole idea came from HIS boss and he was just the unlucky messenger.

So yeah, I'm going to write the notice and put it on his desk to sign once he gets back and hope, the whole mess turns out alright.

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