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Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML
beccadabeast's comment about their FML
This is my post and my cat is fine! Usually I pull out and shell jump off the roof in time buy I guess she just got balsy! I stopped at a red light and a bunch of people were honking at me and she just casually climbed onto my hood and just started cleaning herself. I just wish I could have seen what she looked like on top of the roof x)
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Today, I lost my dog while hiking. After searching the trails for an hour and a half, he was by the car. FML
Razi_tail's comment about their FML
I figured one of two things would happen: 1. He was in the same area we got separated or 2. He went back to the car. I chose to search the first option before getting a phone call that somebody found my dog. He has 3 ways to id him: dog park tag, name tag, and microchipped. It was the park tag that somebody had called on.
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Today, our dishwasher door broke. My mom made me sit there for an hour straight, holding the door shut so it would work. FML
NehNehPwn's comment about their FML
For se reason some was cut off. If I left it to get a chair or anything it would pop open and restart the whole cycle (30 min cycles) my mom went in the shower so she couldn't get me anything.
Another thing is I was able to sit on the floor to use my phone (thank God).
Finally, due to being anaphylactic to milk and eggs, I could not have wash the dishes (my family still eats them)
Thanks for commenting and have a nice day everyone!
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Today, I got written up for drinking on the job by a manager who drinks on the job, who was told to write me up by a general manager who drinks on the job, and we are all employed by an owner who drinks on the job. I haven't had a drink in 3 weeks. FML
DJJayLee's comment about their FML
strip clubs aren't union. we have a total of 14 employees at this club and the GM would rather fire everyone and hire new people than deal with that. I'm 1 of 3 that have worked here longer than a year.
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Today, while ringing up a girl, I asked for an ID to verify her credit card. She said she forgot it but pulls out her Facebook on her phone to show me it really is hers. FML
Axelerate's comment about their FML
Hey it got posted!
This girl was around her mid 20s. I work in a souvenir shop in Vegas and company policy states to verify credit cards with photo ID. With debit cards all they need is their PIN. Credit, all they do is sign but c'mon, anybody can sign the name if it's stolen. Right after she does this, I couldn't help but to burst out laughing. Can't anybody just go and change their name on Facebook anyways? She got a little irritated but I'm sure even she knew it has to be an actual ID. I wouldn't risk a write-up and tell her it's fine but she paid with cash and all was good!
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Today, I got called a slut. I don't know what is worse, the fact I was called it or that I felt strangely flattered that the person thought I was getting any. FML
Carlee_Casten's comment about their FML
OP Here! I just wanted to say thank you for the really nice comments :) Just to clarify I am not a person who thinks sex is something that should be bragged or boasted about. I was trying to make an insult less hurtful. They caught me on a good day. Otherwise I wouldn't have taken it so well.
But thanks again for the comments and for those that helped my FML get posted :)
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