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Today, my girlfriend told me she has decided to become a stay-at-home mom for our dog. FML

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On 09/18/2015 at 5:24pm - misc - by connorcaffery (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

connorcaffery's comment about their FML

A little background info.
I've been with my girlfriend for four years- She is not the type to make me work while she does shit all.
We did have a long talk about this. She is just very stressed out as she is not here for 3 days out of the week because she makes a 2 hour commute to and from university every week and when she is here she works. She is just stressed and tired and feeling guilty about not spending enough time with our dog pepsi. She is not lazy, and certainly not a bitch just struggling keeping up with all aspects of her life right now. Thanks to all the nice and supportive comments we both appreciate them. :)

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Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic and trick me into missing my flight, so he could spend another day with me before I have to return to Asia for work. There is nothing romantic about spending 2 hours trying to sort out a new international itinerary with Delta's automated menus. FML

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On 09/17/2015 at 10:37pm - love - by ak47nd (woman) - China (Liaoning)

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Hi, this is OP. To be fair, he did fly me out to visit him and put a real effort into making the week we had together great. That said, after I did manage to fix the flight back, I think he was scared I was going to kick him in the balls for that stunt for most of the extra 24 hours we had together. But the makeup sex was great and I barely managed to make it back in time for work obligations, so bf is EXTREMELY lucky :) And we have a new relationship rule of not fucking with travel arrangements. Sigh.

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Today, while playing with a group of kids at the school where I work, I heard an immense rip. I looked down and recoiled in shock as I noticed a gaping maw in my pants stretching from my ass to my left kneecap. I had to finish the rest of the day and walk home like that. FML

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On 09/17/2015 at 11:40am - work - by TheNewGuy03 (man) - Korea, Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

TheNewGuy03's comment about their FML

I wish I wore my sky blue Wii boxers for that momentous occasion, then. I am filled with regret.

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Today, my boyfriend is trying to get me to cut my hair, wear different clothes, apply my makeup differently, and even change my morals and values to match his mother's. FML

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On 09/15/2015 at 10:11pm - love - by kukumber (woman) - United States

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Hi, this is OP! I can't believe this got posted! Anyway, he has always been a huge mama's boy and thinks that her way is the only way. She is a rather rude and opinionated woman, and has raised him to think that there is only one way to do things, and that's her way. I did talk to him and explain that I am not his mother and that I like myself just as I am and don't plan on changing, and he got pretty upset about it. We are now over, but it doesn't bother me much since this has been an ongoing issue for awhile now, and he just can't accept me for who I am.
He was always trying to tell me that I should cut my long hair super short because his mom cut hers that way, and even asked me what I would do if I woke up with short hair, which concerned me. He also told me he and his mom didn't like my choice of clothing so that I should dress like she does, that I should wear my makeup like hers, and that my opinions, morals and values should be exactly the same as his mother's. It was just too much, and he got really upset when I told him no. He even suggested I quit college and my decent-paying job and get a job working with his mom for minimum wage and to draw welfare like her. He also always expected me to drive him everywhere, buy him everything he wanted, and baby him. I think I dodged a bullet, and I feel much better without all of the pressure to change.

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Today, my teacher plugged the speakers into the wrong input on his computer, and said, "Oops, wrong hole", to which one of the students who often makes the same mistake said, "Story of my life". I understood it differently and started laughing. It would have been fine if the teacher wasn't her father. FML

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On 09/15/2015 at 6:31am - misc - by zachjm98 - Canada (Ontario)

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OP here!!
Wow, thanks for the funny comments, guys! If I knew this would have gotten featured so quickly I would have made an account beforehand!
Anyways, quick follow-up:
This "class" of mine is actually a co-op program in music for songwriting/recording/touring which I'm doing a second time now. My teacher knows me well, the student in question is my best friend and her father found the incident to be quite funny actually.
All is good!

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Today, I was convinced to face my fears of rollercoasters by a friend. I'm writing this at the highest point of the ride after being stuck over thirty minutes. FML

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75 comments

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On 09/14/2015 at 1:54pm - misc - by VHBJ - United States (North Carolina)

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Hi OP Here

For those wondering, it was the Fury at Carowinds. I've heard rumors of it stopping a lot, but is been really hoping to beat my fear. My state of mind was millions do this, just think to yourself you know it will end so enjoy the ride. Imagine my surprise when the ride stops. No more coasters any time soon. Thanks for the supportive comments.

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Today, I slipped in my own vomit while dashing to the bathroom to puke. My knee hit and shattered the toilet; the toilet shattered my knee. FML

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On 09/14/2015 at 1:21am - health - by kunjac0945 - United States (New York)

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OP here. For clarity's sake, this actually happened to me several years ago, on the first day of my summer break. I had to spend the rest of break, as well as my birthday in a cast.

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Today, I got excited about finishing up my laundry detergent and softener, because I could get new ones. FML

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73 comments

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On 09/13/2015 at 5:28pm - misc - by TheVengefulGeek - Canada (Ontario)

TheVengefulGeek's comment about their FML

OP here. Can't believe this actually got published.

Insight time: we've been stuck in the little-to-no-money rut for a about a year now. The detergent we had smelled like hospitals and that weird plastic-y smell you get hit with at the dentist's office. We finally have enough money to get the stuff that has an actual scent instead of whatever "clean breeze" is supposed to be, so it's a small victory that is actually quite symbolic to us.

Your comments had me laughing. A lot of you are right; enjoy the little things. You tend to miss out if you overlook them :)

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Today, I had a nightmare and woke up terrified, scaring my roommate. What was the dream? That I'd had a panic attack because my box of Honey Nut Cheerios was torn and the bag inside was improperly folded. FML

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47 comments

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On 09/11/2015 at 9:15pm - misc - by smoothies14 (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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The sad part was there wasn't even a box of cheerios in the room at the time (even though there usually is). I had to go to my food spot and double check anyway so I could sleep.

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Today, on a nature hike, covered in poison oak rashes from the day before, I accidentally stepped on a hornets' nest. I'm now covered in hornet stings and I can't scratch the poison oak because I might accidentally touch the stings. FML

#21467417
76 comments

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On 09/11/2015 at 8:05pm - misc - by RHChiliPeppers - United States (Vermont)

RHChiliPeppers's comment about their FML

Hey there! OP here. I am completely alive and well although I have developed a hatred for hornets. On the plus side, I did get a pretty badass nickname!

- Hornet Bait (RHChiliPeppers)

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Today, my wife is unreasonably mad at me for telling our kids to call toilet paper, "Butt Floss". FML

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On 09/10/2015 at 10:31pm - kids - by chillnhill (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

chillnhill's comment about their FML

OP here, many thanks to those that saw the humor in this! For those that think "YDI", you should know that this happened a VERY long time ago and my kids have all grown up to be successful adults with rich fulfilling lives...

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Today, I got hit by a USPS truck. Luckily, I have car insurance. Just kidding. My insurance got cancelled two days ago for lack of responding to letters they sent. Letters that the USPS didn't deliver. FML

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On 09/10/2015 at 6:55pm - misc - by lentkaysi (woman) - United States (New York)

lentkaysi's comment about their FML

wow thanks for all the comments guys!
yes, my luck in this case was awful. for those wondering, I did pay my insurance. the issue wasn't non payment. I just bought my car less than a month ago. Progressive, my company, never informed me of the photo inspection with new cars and since this is my first new car I had no idea. They chose their sole form of communication through postal service. Never received an email. so comp and collision were cancelled on my car insurance.

Now the post office is 100% responsible for fixing my car. However, since its the government insurance they take their sweet time. I will be without my car for many months unless my insurance will cover and they can reimburse my insurance. You guessed it....that's not gonna happen.

yes I will be suing. yes I will be without my brand new car, that now has $7000 worth of damage. fml.

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Today, after studying for hours a day for the past month, sacrificing weekends and time with my husband, I finally took the exam required for a possible promotion at work. Out of over a hundred questions, I only knew the answer to 3 of them for sure. Boy, am I glad I studied so hard. FML

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75 comments

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On 09/10/2015 at 1:45pm - work - by gracehi (woman) - United States (California)

gracehi's comment about their FML

YES? I was waiting for someone to say that! I'm guessing you and I are in the same boat. But who knows? Maybe we'll get lucky and we'll both be second classes in a few months.

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