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Today, I got stood up on a date for three hours. I would have left much earlier but the whole time she had reassured me that she was on her way. And then I saw her tweeting about the pizza rolls she was making at home. FML

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On 07/12/2014 at 9:21am - misc - by Shawnee_dear - United States

Shawnee_dear's comment about their FML

Op here,
First off, yay for getting published!

I appreciate y'all saying I deserve better because I certainly know that I do!

I was just a real big bummer because it's not often I have the guts to just ask a cute girl out. She apparently thought me finding out about the pizza roll post on twitter was "stalking" her so, (deep eye roll) yeah guys, definitely dodged a bullet there.

And to person who said something about 30 cats and ice cream... I'm pretty sure that's gonna be me, minus the sad part lol.

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Today, I was in a restaurant bathroom, when another girl walked in. I have anxiety issues, and couldn't leave my stall until the other person went first. She rushed into a stall and had violent diarrhea for a good 10 minutes. FML

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71 comments

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On 07/11/2014 at 1:07pm - health - by rachelhope - United States (Maryland)

rachelhope's comment about their FML

To those telling me to leave while she was in the bathroom: you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how anxiety works. My mind was in a state of "The minute I exit my stall she is going to as well." While I knew this was unlikely, I still couldn't physically bring myself to leave. Additionally, I'd like to thank those of you who left positive comments. I'm trying to overcome this. :)

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Today, my friend found on Tinder the profile of a guy I've been dating and getting quite serious with. I was surprised, not only because he'd told me he didn't do "stuff" like Facebook or Tinder, but because he lied about his job and his surname. Oh, and the fact that he got married in March. FML

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139 comments

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On 07/08/2014 at 4:05am - love - by OhJoy_777 (woman) -

OhJoy_777's comment about their FML

As some of you failed to notice (thanks to those that defended me) I did not meet him on Tinder. I met him in the real world like a normal person. My friend showed me his profile on Tinder and how do I know its him? One of the pictures he used was one I took of him. So am I meant to Psycho stalk every guy I like in the future in case he is a lier? I am still thinking about my next move.

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Today, I hugged my dad. Since I don't hug him very much, he was confused. When I pulled away from him, smiling, he slapped me, saying the smiling and the hug made it look like I was "up to something." FML

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124 comments

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On 07/07/2014 at 1:04pm - misc - by teentee401 - United States (Pennsylvania)

teentee401's comment about their FML

Nope, I'm pretty sure that isn't it since I'm a girl.

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Today, my vibrator was in another room and I was too lazy to get it. I was also too lazy to do it manually. It's like I've been married to myself for too long. FML

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74 comments

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On 07/03/2014 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by Tattery (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Tattery's comment about their FML

I am so chuffed something finally went through, haha.

The funniest thing is I actually eventually did so it by hand, then about an hour later, got my vibrator and did it all over again.

The other funniest thing is that other than my boyfriend, I can't share my achievement at getting something posted. I'm so pleased but it can't show anyone else, haha.

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Today, being the class nerd hasn't stopped me from being naive: none of my so-called friends has talked to me since the last day of exams. FML

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On 07/03/2014 at 5:28pm - work - by malaak2 - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

malaak2's comment about their FML

This wasn't the first time something like this happens and it never hurt me until now because we graduated. I just felt bad cause I won't be friends with anyone from school anymore, and maybe that I won't have a chance to get my revenge.

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Today, I moved fifteen stacks of bricks from our store to a customer's van. After I made all that effort, he decided he didn't like the colour of the bricks after all, and demanded a full refund. FML

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92 comments

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On 07/03/2014 at 3:49pm - misc - by starflares (man) - Denmark (Centre)

starflares's comment about their FML

Thanks guys, I just sent him to the manager and he had to pay me +$30 to have the colors switched out, so not all that mad.

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Today, my girlfriend asked me where I've always wanted to settle down, and I told her that Italy had always appealed to me. She snorted and told me what a bad idea that was, because "you don't speak French". FML

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128 comments

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On 07/02/2014 at 4:46pm - love - by HazingNight (man) - United States (Minnesota)

HazingNight's comment about their FML

funny cause that's not even close to her name. why seek attention. and BTW i just found out she has a learning disability

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Today, as I was picking up my 5-year-old brother from school, he hugged a girl from his class to say goodbye. His classmate's mom and I looked at each other, thinking it was adorable, until my brother decided to dry hump the side of his classmate's thigh. FML

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116 comments

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On 07/01/2014 at 8:33pm - kids - by TheKingKen (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

TheKingKen's comment about their FML

Damn, sucks to be OP! I wouldn't wanna be him.

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Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML

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133 comments

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On 06/30/2014 at 2:44am - animals - by beccadabeast (woman) - United States (Arizona)

beccadabeast's comment about their FML

This is my post and my cat is fine! Usually I pull out and shell jump off the roof in time buy I guess she just got balsy! I stopped at a red light and a bunch of people were honking at me and she just casually climbed onto my hood and just started cleaning herself. I just wish I could have seen what she looked like on top of the roof x)

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Today, while waiting for the start of a concert, the man behind me decided to pee into a cup. Then the cup tipped over and drained all down my leg. FML

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81 comments

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On 06/25/2014 at 10:54pm - misc - by AllisonMegan98 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

AllisonMegan98's comment about their FML

it was an Arctic Monkeys concert

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Today, I lost my dog while hiking. After searching the trails for an hour and a half, he was by the car. FML

#21187370
119 comments

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On 06/25/2014 at 12:13am - animals - by Razi_tail - United States (Missouri)

Razi_tail's comment about their FML

I figured one of two things would happen: 1. He was in the same area we got separated or 2. He went back to the car. I chose to search the first option before getting a phone call that somebody found my dog. He has 3 ways to id him: dog park tag, name tag, and microchipped. It was the park tag that somebody had called on.

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Today, I got written up for drinking on the job by a manager who drinks on the job, who was told to write me up by a general manager who drinks on the job, and we are all employed by an owner who drinks on the job. I haven't had a drink in 3 weeks. FML

#21184943
101 comments

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On 06/23/2014 at 1:45am - work - by DJJayLee (man) - United States (Nevada)

DJJayLee's comment about their FML

strip clubs aren't union. we have a total of 14 employees at this club and the GM would rather fire everyone and hire new people than deal with that. I'm 1 of 3 that have worked here longer than a year.

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