By con135 - 13/01/2015 01:16 - United States - Farmingdale
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By con135 - 13/01/2015 01:16 - United States - Farmingdale
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Needless to say she still makes fun of me for this, when she asks me for something she will say something like,"can you firmly grasp that soda and hand it to me?"