Joker brain Anonymous - 15/10/2013 21:48 - United States - Round Lake Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about superheroes." FML 55 719 4 144
sillydoggy - 09/09/2013 01:42 - United States Today, I tried to get my golden retriever to stand in front of our church for a very short time to illustrate the point of a sermon. When I brought my dog up, he mounted the pastor's leg and began humping him. FML 41 205 9 713