Quasimodo - 18/10/2013 12:40 - Norway - Ytre Arna Today, I was pushed off of a glacier by a very angry tourist. Why? I work as a glacier guide, and apparently some people find it overly frustrating to be informed that there isn't a café on the glacier. FML 51 397 3 088
DJ Perfectionist ImOverHere - 02/09/2012 16:56 - United States - Whitehouse Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend with candles and a sexy outfit. When he came in, he insisted that we needed music to help set the mood. Thirty minutes later, he's still searching for a song. FML 32 074 3 112