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Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand
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Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand
Anonymous - - United States - San Francisco
Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:55 - United States
DesperateToBeDad - 31/12/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Gravenhurst
whatthefuck - 27/12/2015 23:22 - United States - Providence
OP here. Wow, wasn't expecting so many comments! I feel I should probably clarify a few things here: First of all, I have a very vivid imagination and tend to have involuntary daydreams where various scenarios to a situation play out. This was one such case, and doesn't mean I'm violent or am actually contemplating shooting people or anything like that, my mind just rollercoasters through various things happening and I'm just sort of along for the ride. I found this one amusing enough to post on FML. My wife and I are currently looking into fertility tests to find out exactly what the problem is, and will of course consider adoption/fostering if it turns out that natural conception isn't on the cards. Don't worry, I'm not going to abduct anyone's kids or go on a murder spree. :P