•
•
•

cantgetworse14

0

0

2

7

659

3

33
Wednesday 19 February 1992

Cantgetworse14

Cantgetworse14 -

Cantgetworse14 -

Cantgetworse14

lovers5201

Cantgetworse14

Cantgetworse14

unlucky_vee_13 - 23/02/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I was talking to my 81-year-old widowed grandmother on the phone, and she told me she was giving up sex for lent. Not only do I now have a vision of my grandma having sex, I am reminded that she is having more sex than me. FML

72 257

5 067

WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

7 443

72 454

USSEYL - 26/11/2008 04:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

51 117

27 503