serenti - 13/10/2011 21:30 - Sweden Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML 34 178 7 043
spekledworf - 02/05/2011 21:30 - United States Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML 35 296 26 520
i had a panic attack and started to stutter out of nervousness, and just said **** it and gave up