karmaquestionmark - 20/11/2012 02:04 - United States - Silverton Today, my mom sold my Magic box at a garage sale because I "never use it." Locked inside it was my fake ID, a couple of hundred bucks, and a bag of weed. She can't remember who she sold it to. FML 18 137 36 929
Jesus is my social media manager Anonymous - - United States - Saint Paul Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to convert to Christianity. Not because she has a strong relation with God, but because she wants to post Facebook statuses about Him and "get a lot of likes." FML 30 986 3 911