Bedrest Blues - 24/12/2017 15:00 Today, my boyfriend told me that we can’t be together because I’m not the person he fell in love with since I don’t do anything all day. I’m 6 months pregnant and on bed rest. FML 5 672 462
Anonymous - 25/12/2017 15:00 Today, I was in a huge traffic jam with my boyfriend due to heavy snowfall. After being in the car for 4 hours, we were stuck in a tunnel with hundreds of cars behind and in front of us. Then the diarrhea hit. I had to shit in a plastic bag in the car. FML 5 562 386
Raspution - 28/12/2017 18:00 Today, I received my first customer complaint. A regular customer is uncomfortable because I'm always smiling and saying "see you soon". They're considering treating it as sexual harassment. FML 6 460 366
Legal issues Robert - 27/12/2017 15:00 Today, a judge ruled against me. I filed for divorce because my wife got pregnant even though I had a vasectomy. Apparently, not informing your spouse of a vasectomy is worse than cheating in the eyes of the court. FML 5 990 1 404
letmediealready - 22/12/2017 19:00 Today I saved my wife's puppy from drowning in an icy pond and I ended up in the ER struggling to breath from the water in my lungs. When my wife showed up to see me, I caught her flirting with my doctor. FML 5 779 350
OP here and i work for the government apparently this will cost tax payers about 10,000 to investigate. Tax dollars at work.