Coquette - 22/04/2012 18:14 - United States Today, I realized just how awful my relationships have been when I discovered I emotionally connect with women on Jerry Springer. FML 21 975 5 766
ultraattitude - 22/04/2012 07:01 - United States - Union City Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML 32 024 12 635
Cass - 29/03/2012 02:03 - Australia Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML 7 816 28 776