Anonymous - 26/07/2011 04:30 - United States Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower, and from the other room my grandmother yells "you're not going to jack off this time are you?" FML 39 061 8 989
Ivy league WasteOMoney - 04/07/2011 01:50 - United States Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to take a video of his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML 44 830 6 283