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By georgiamarshall_ - 09/01/2013 10:42 - Australia - Sydney
By StormSeason - 29/10/2012 12:03 - Australia - Sydney
Hi all! Original poster here. I understand most of you don't think it's possible to accidentally stick your finger up instead of crossing them, but it's kind of an in group joke with all of my work friends that we flip the bird to each other. I guess habit took over! I am so ashamed, but at least she didn't realise what it meant and her mother wasn't around!