•
•
•

kingofthediamond

0

1

9

0

1370

3

Somewheresville, USA
34
Tuesday 16 July 1991

Kingofthediamond

I'm from New York! I play ice hockey

Kingofthediamond -

BirgitHerr...

Kingofthediamond -

Kingofthediamond

lovers5201

myara13

BirgitHerr...

SeSee321

laissebeto...

ekaat11

qdawg06

leeleeambe...

missa8604

ShannonBit...

unlucky_lu...

rareawesom...

Kingofthediamond

Kingofthediamond

B_and_W - 21/11/2013 11:35 - France

Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML

533

35

Anonymous - 20/11/2013 03:42 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML

29 805

71 891

Misleading

Anonymous - - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I went to dinner with a guy I like and paid the $120 bill. After joking that he was an expensive date, he replied, "I'm laughing at how you think this is a date." FML

56 160

6 552