By MoreActionThanMe - 11/12/2012 00:04 - United States
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That he's a dumbass?
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By :(( - 17/11/2013 20:27 - United States - Pearland
'Tis the season to be jolly, falalala lala la la
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
Always wear protective gear
By Anonymous - 06/06/2020 14:02
By someexplanationrequired - 03/08/2009 17:24 - Canada
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The force is stupid in this one
By dam01 - 02/08/2009 07:17 - Australia
Out of order
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By dude - 20/01/2009 14:01 - France
Sexy time
By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 09:23 - United States
Mind your beeswax, Karen
By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 02:02
By Pretty_Pisces - 06/04/2016 19:16 - United States - Cincinnati
Pretty_Pisces tells us more.
Hey guys this is my FML! Anyway my neighbor downstairs has been trouble since I moved in. My 1 year old can't play with his toys and I can't so much as breathe without her acting passive aggressively toward me. I guess I should give her the benefit of the doubt because the unit above hers was empty for so long? But I met her at the mailbox the other day and told her as much as I tried to be quiet, I'm not dead. I will make a little noise since we live in an older complex. She hasn't really bothered me since then. Thanks for reading!
Obey!
By twinkygaymer - 27/06/2020 02:02
It's too dark in here
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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States
Movie going
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Cramped
By chelse_elyce - 21/01/2015 04:10 - United States
Weird accusation, lady
By wrong state for that shit - 22/08/2020 13:48 - United States
Method acting
By hannahk267 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Four to the floor, I was sure…
By jalapeno_popper - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
By jazzterchic - 29/12/2016 15:03 - United States - San Antonio
High Times
By Anonymous - 08/09/2020 17:01 - United States - Saint Paul
By Mr_snuggels - 24/12/2014 20:05 - Canada - Toronto
Mr_snuggels tells us more.
Hello, OP here. I've notice quite a few comments similar to this. So, I'll set the record straight on why my cat is "bigger", instead of assuming I'm a bad "cat parent". My cat has a metabolism disorder... Which means he doesn't have the same working digestive system as a regular cat. Which was caused by genetics from his mother, who was also an obese cat that also had a metabolism disorder as well. He was always a bigger cat. But now as he's getting older I've noticed his size increasing. I have talked to the vet about this. Since, Micky (my cat) is in good health, she just suggested to slowly make my indoor cat an outdoor cat, to try to make Micky more active in his daily routine, we also made changes into his diet. Every Time I let Micky outside I watch him, since he is not originally an outdoor cat. Therefore, it was a coincidence that Micky was feeling very adventurous as was trying to climb the fence, pooped himself, and fell in it. I agree, **** the cats life... But, guess who had to clean the mess?
By period_probs - 16/12/2014 01:23 - United States - King George
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Clarification: I broke the lamp by complete accident. I was vaccuming my living room and I caught the edge of the vaccuum on the end of the coffee table, and the light went crashing to the ground. I did tell my mom, and she was initially upset, but the lamp itself didn't have any sentimental value, making the situation a bit better. It was a vintage lamp she got at an auction in France. Thank you for your concerns and comments, haha, I've learned my lesson.