By wtfiswronghere - 08/12/2015 18:36 - United States - Jacksonville
The Top
By FriendZone - 03/03/2017 22:00 - United States - Abington
Good boys always win
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
Tuck in
By skollasch - 25/09/2014 06:21 - United States - Highland
By boyo - 21/05/2009 09:48 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 05:44 - United States
The first step is admitting it
By The_failure - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
By Anonymous - 06/11/2015 05:29 - United States - Madison
By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25
Thirst trap
By Anonymous - 19/05/2019 06:11
Crushed
By beanpole - 19/12/2016 19:34 - Canada - Canning
By Tigerlily - 03/05/2017 22:00
By ok cool - 13/10/2015 01:53 - United States - Fayetteville
By ItsGoneForever - 25/11/2016 08:58 - Netherlands
ItsGoneForever tells us more.
By Anonymous - 30/06/2019 12:12
By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 02:47 - United States
Oh, hi Mark!
By DepressedKid - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
By ConfusedGinger - 10/11/2016 11:50 - United States - Downingtown
By Claire - 29/09/2010 05:59 - Australia
By Anonymous - 18/07/2019 02:00
By Lucachoo - 21/10/2016 05:16
By maggierose171 - 19/05/2012 15:08 - United States - Rosendale
Marvel Comics
By Anonymous - 14/07/2011 16:52 - United States
By Anonymous - 29/07/2019 00:01
It's just a prank, bro!
By Anonymous - 13/05/2012 12:15 - United States - Hanover
By fmymouth - 20/08/2015 04:48 - United States - Los Angeles
By Anonymous - 22/10/2009 03:16 - Canada
By ready_set_go - 09/04/2009 01:14 - Canada
ready_set_go tells us more.
Hey update for everyone: I decided "surprise" my mother and sister by inviting my new boyfriend over for dinner but didnt say who it was. When he came through the door and I introduced him as my boyfriend they stared shocked at me realizing that they had put their feet in their mouths. And just to add a little more salt to their wounds, I kissed him, smiled sweetly at him and asked my sister and mother "So, what do you think of him again? Im sure he would like to know if you approve." Needless to say they got the hint that not only do I not have low self esteem but I am VERY PROUD to be his girlfriend lol btw they havent talked crap about him since!
By fucking hell my eyes burn - 23/05/2014 22:46 - Germany
Quick thinking
By rolyat - 01/05/2012 16:41 - United States - Rochester
Keywords
Hello guys (and probably also girls!), this is OP. I just wanted to explain as to why it was really awkward at the time. I never had any troubles with the escort itself. I became so used to it during our relationship that I even started guiding my mom and friends out of habit. However, she dumped me completely out of the blue. She had doubts about our relationship for more than a month at the time, talked about this with her parents/sisters/friends/etc. Basically, she discussed this with almost everybody around her, except with the one concerning the doubts: me. I personally never felt any doubts, we didn't fight much (just what every healthy couple does now and then :-) ) and my feelings for her never changed. I had even taken her on a 4 day trip to Barcelona (on my expenses) not 2 weeks earlier as a birthdaygift. So when she dumped me while in that park, it felt really unfair, it came as a great shock for me and I also felt some anger towards her which is why guiding her back home was really awkward and something which I didn't really want to do at the time. On the other hand, we didn't fight over it or anything, so it was also obvious for me to stay a true gentleman of course! I had a good talk with her a couple of weeks later and I didn't have strange or sad feelings when I saw her then. Today, it is almost 3 months since the end of our relationship and I feel I am over her. I still talk to her from time to time and we are still nice to eachother (though friends is a big word!).