By SigSeg - 23/12/2013 04:13 - China - Huntington Beach
The Top
By NotYourCopyEditor - 06/05/2019 22:00
Lightweight
By fmlTGOD - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Unfair dismissal
By representative - 20/04/2017 00:00
By SolarLunix - 24/12/2016 19:52
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Thanks, I hate it
By It wasnt even that close - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Germany - Herford
Family matters
By food critic - 22/12/2016 14:26 - Australia - Ryde
By lsababy - 11/06/2013 18:46 - United States - Muskegon
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I agree, I probably I deserved it for making him go, but we've been dating for a year and a half and I figured it was way passed time. Haha! It was extremely awkward and my boyfriend I were both beet red in the face, but luckily my parents are awesome and know he was super nervous, so they just kinda changed the subject and pretended that was never said. My brother high fived him. And yes.. more like F his life.
Better off
By gimp. - 08/05/2009 08:28 - United States
They're after us!
By Stevie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)
By JGarz - 10/10/2015 07:21 - United States - Tucson
By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51
Farmville
By unwilling redneck - 24/05/2013 22:48 - United States
By Anonymous - 24/05/2017 22:00
Horny devil
By jimboxo - 26/04/2009 19:15 - United States
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By thisiswhyimsingle - 14/09/2015 05:17 - United States - Saint Louis
By throwinguptears - 02/11/2016 14:30 - United States - Marlborough
Get with the times
By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 17:51 - United States
Not a good look
By Da Boss - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Calgary
Inner voice
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By ealovan - 24/08/2015 04:18 - United States - Des Moines
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op here. it's always cool when your FML gets posted because in a weird way it makes the situation a little bit better lol. just some clarification, i started this job a little over a month ago and when i went to the orientation, they gave us $15 dollar gift cards. it was after a 9 hour shift when this sweet old man asked for some change. i remembered i had this gift card in my wallet for a month now and figured he would benefit from it more than i would. i was tired and it was dark outside, but i should have payed more attention. once i realized this mistake i quickly went back to my work, and luckily he was still there. he was very sweet and figured i handed him the wrong card, i gave him the right card and now everyones happy. i'm just glad it was him because god knows what any other person would have done with it.
By Anonymous - 22/08/2015 09:44 - New Zealand - Auckland
The Katdashians
By obnum - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By tequilashot - 20/09/2016 04:40 - Brazil - Porto Alegre
The Trifecta
By AkaiKitsune - 27/08/2017 04:30
Unloveable
By cc10 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - China
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By Anonymous - 07/09/2016 03:02 - Canada
By STOP - 08/05/2014 13:55 - Australia - West Hoxton
Keywords
Alright, so a lot of you guys are wondering why I would lend my notes to my competition - there were three reasons. 1. This internship was also part of our graduation requirements, and she was a really nice girl. I didn't want her to fail so I would lend her my notes when she forgot to write something for that day just so she could have a refresher. 2. The people I worked with at the company made it sound like there was NO WAY she could beat me out - my mentor had worked with her and said she was constantly invading personal space and making it difficult to work with. So I thought it wouldn't be that harmful to make sure she got a good grade. 3. I was told that I needed to be friendlier with the other interns, eat lunch with them, and help them out more rather than actually working with the other people in the company and getting to know the other employees. It didn't seem to matter that my mentors were giving me actual work to do... Honestly, I'm not too disappointed, I'm working on my PhD application right now, and so hopefully I'll have some better news soon.