By fedmisery - 07/11/2016 05:13 - United States - Alexandria
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Back to square one
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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix
Don't stop me now
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By hannax - 16/08/2016 17:26 - United Kingdom - Southampton
Twitter = Spoiler Land
By Adam Daniel - 06/11/2017 19:19
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It just had said “so and so replied to your Tweet” so I hit it and it was spoilers
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By InsanityShard - 26/07/2016 03:26 - Australia - Brisbane
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OP here, I had only had the two budgies for a month, I bought them with their wings clipped but I didn't think he could fly with two inches missing from his wings, especially since he and the other budgie hadn't been doing so well. They couldn't get any lift on any of their attempts, and could only fly about 5 feet or so, so I was fine letting them sit at my window. That;s all they had been doing in the past 2 weeks I'd been letting them out. I was just sitting here, and suddenly I hear my mum screaming- they had somehow flown over the gate and into the living room. Another thing to note is that they had made a lot of noise every other time they flew, but this time I didn't hear them fly at all... I was letting their wings grow out so exactly this couldn't happen. They hadn't been able to fly far enough to get over the gate before, having nothing to jump off and being unable to gain lift. I wanted them to be able to fly away from my mums dog if they got out. Sadly, they tried to fly out the glass door after going out my door and the one the dog got was the same colour as his fluffy toys... I do understand this is at least partially my fault, if not all my fault, I was right here and didn't hear them fly, let alone get over the gate that stops the dog coming in here. I was too focused on what I was doing on my computer at the time.
Proud
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By wowbuddy - 05/07/2016 05:51 - United States - Phoenix
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Hey guys, this is OP So I'm thinking the reason that the cockroach managed to get in there in the first place is that my friends and I were all at a park with this really sketchy bathroom. Me and one of my friends had gone in there to go to the bathroom and it most likely crawled into my skirt when my skirt was around my ankles... The reason I never felt it in my skirt until a few hours later is because while it was in there, it didn't move at all until I grabbed it. Cue shaking out my shirt and screaming like a madman while fireworks are going off, I watched it fall and crawl away. As some of you said, it couldn't have been that big, that's why at first I thought it was a horned beetle, as bugs here in Arizona do actually get super big. The reason I said cockroach is one of my friends pointed out that it had nothing on it except the shell and legs, as it was dark outside. All in all, I am definitely scarred for life and refuse to leave my house ever again *sarcasm*
Morning!
By Anonymous - 15/01/2020 01:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport
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By H3lmu1 - 06/06/2018 04:49 - Canada - Vancouver
Hint of Lyme
By Ticknexttodick - 03/07/2018 05:00 - Netherlands - Utrecht
Creeper alert!
By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine
Unfair
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
By Fayetale - 27/08/2018 18:30 - Germany
There goes the neighborhood
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By elguapo3745 - 29/02/2016 18:20 - United States - Louisville
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Dad joke number 287474
By HunkyFez - 28/08/2020 08:06 - Australia
Worst life hack ever
By 1meme129 - 24/02/2016 14:12 - United States - Denver
Not now!
By me_jpg - 13/02/2016 15:43 - United States
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Whoa this got published haha! Thank you guys, being single is not a bad thing to me, I very much enjoy it in some ways, not so much in others. Hearing someone be intimate with another makes me wish I had that though. Just a thought. Happy valentines!
By Anonymous - 01/12/2018 06:05
Chapter and verse
By Anonymous - 29/12/2015 14:15
Knackered
By Tired - 25/12/2018 12:00
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OP here. Yes, he was assuming I wanted him to move out of our shared apartment. In good news, we worked it out. It's been a rough few months and we've been under a lot of work stress, and it hasn't helped our relationship. But - still in it for the long haul! And you don't need to hate on the staff, they're just trying their best. We all are, right?