By Lostring - 02/07/2018 20:30
The Top
By Nasty - 25/04/2016 16:59 - United States - Tallahassee
Close to the edge
By itssomething - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Utrecht
Group discussion
By ThatSped - 18/02/2016 03:22 - Canada - Moncton
By Sady_Ct - 18/11/2018 01:07 - Australia
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Customers from hell
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
When your body can't handle your skills
By Lewis - 01/02/2019 00:30 - France - Paris
By Foxy0706 - 10/11/2015 19:27 - United States - Baton Rouge
By Porkletmon - 25/12/2016 20:49 - United States - Philadelphia
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OP here. I didn't create an account because I didn't think this would get posted. Thanks for making my day! I just wanted to clarify some things, especially about the olive oil and vinegar gift set. The father is Italian and appreciates a good bottle of vinegar and oil, I'm not talking about the regular kinds you can get at the supermarket, but olive oil that is cold pressed and infused with rosemary herbs, the vinegar is infused with dark espresso and they both gushed about it. Now, about the soap, it is not "fancy" or thoughtful, it was a square bar of soap (think Dial) in a Ziplock bag, the soap had no wrappings. Had I not notice the foul odor coming from the armpit area of the dress, I would have agreed that the dress probably just absorbed some of the smell from her house, but in this case, I highly doubt it. Also, the dress tag was put in through a thread loop, not through the fabrics, and the tag was already yellowed with stains. The Coach leather bag itself had a strong leather smell, but what I smelled was something resembling sweaty feet, the purse had dried white stains on it and parts of the leather was scratched up. Needless to say, you won't see me wearing any of those things on New Years Eve. Happy Holidays everyone!
By I'm my husband's second mom - 03/11/2015 07:14 - United States - Dickson
Run away, now
By Anonymous - 15/12/2016 04:50
By koreageis - 08/12/2016 20:42 - United States - Medina
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OP here. I made an account just to give everyone more details. This girl and I were friends a loooong tine ago and stopped being friends for many reasons. Well, when she was dating my boyfriend she cheated on him and he left her. Over a year later, I started dating him after she gave me her blessing and told me about her new fiancé and kid on the way and about how happy she was. A year later I find the fake account under a different name filled with posts about me, my love life and about how awful we did her. One post blatantly said that my mother called her all the time mocking me and giving her my personal info so she can stalk me even more. I also found many comments where my mom asked her to text her or call her and many comments from my friend, who is someone I've known for four years but talk to every now and then, talking about me as well. Apparently both of them pretended to be on my side while they helped her stalk me, my boyfriend and roommate. This girl found out who I was living with, where I was living and even knew everything about my love life because of my mother. I've deleted all my social media, including my Facebook just to get this girl off my back. My mother denied everything, didn't apologize and hasn't attempted to speak to me since. I last spoke to her about a month ago, more or less.
Wildin'
By sadsadteacher - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Los Angeles
By workworkwork - 27/05/2017 20:00
Superficial
By toolateabuckshort - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Monday Morning Blues
By Anonymous - 01/07/2019 14:00
By ballthlete - 06/09/2015 04:55 - United States - Edmond
By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket
By professionalmedicineman - 11/08/2016 19:25 - United States - Arlington
That's kinda handy!
By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00
By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States
Her plan!
By "Tarun Kumar" - 03/12/2019 14:00
By lunarclips - 27/06/2016 14:08 - Canada - Brandon
By Anonymous - 19/06/2016 20:06 - United States - Milwaukee
By Brennan Lebrun - 18/05/2018 05:00
Spring is so great, right?
By reyah49 - 08/06/2018 06:00
reyah49 tells us more.
OP here.. my "years of hell" were years of having strep throat, tonsillitis, etc at least 4 times a year, usually more. You cant go to work with this more often than not so i was constantly missing school and then work. No one outright said "I'm not taking your tonsils out", they'd just treat the symptoms and move on. Finally i asked to be sent to an ENT and there was no doubt in his mind that they needed out. He said it should've been done when i was constantly being sent home from school (over 10 years ago). Since i got them out I've now found a new primary doctor who I'd recommend to everyone. He is the one who called his allergist buddy on their personal cell phones during my appointment and scheduled me in before the clinic even opened. Turns out I'm allergic to every kind of grass that grows here in "the natural state". Honestly explains a lot.
Awkward stares all round
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Southfield
WTF?
By Rosie - 28/07/2018 05:00
By Anonymous - 11/04/2016 00:18 - Canada - Maple
EMERGENCY
By jena - 22/08/2018 22:00
Keywords
I do know what an audio book is. I thought I clicked on the ebook and only after I went to open it did I realise it wasn’t an Ebook but an audio book. They didn’t have the same title in the ebook. I got a refund after a couple of days.