With friends like these…

Katie - 13/12/2012 18:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me about a vicious rumor that's going around, saying I contracted a horrible STD. I asked her if she told everyone it was a lie. She said no, because the rumor is apparently "way too funny to ruin." Maybe it's time for new friends. FML
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stevenJB 25

Don't think that's even a friend to begin with :/

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Inciter 33

Sounds like you need a new friend. STDs are no joke and rumors are just childish.

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mercsl65 7

At least only the ones who don't want intercourse will be after you now.

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carminecris89 13

Your friend sounds way cunty. It's definitely time for new friends.

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perdix 29

"way cunty?" I'm storing that for future use like "beat it like it owes me money," "two knuckles deep," and "plumpa humpa." I'm just glad you didn't say "cunty much?"

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david1029 3

Definitely not even a friend.

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ITalkthatShit 6

www.facebook.com/some1totell Check it out

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SApprentice 34

Just cut off connection with her. I'm against the idea of retaliation, because you don't want to sink to her level. As to the rumor, the best you can do is calmly deny it if anyone asks you about it, and otherwise try not to stress over it. It'll fade away eventually.

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kobelstone23 13

You could be like "I got it saving a baby seal from crawling into a hole full of of used needles" or something. That'll show em!

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saffy66 34

Tell everyone you caught it off her boyfriend & see how funny she thinks it is then.

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