Videos When you have to raise the bar... - FML

When you have to raise the bar...

Lewis - 27/12/2018 19:00 - France - Paris

Not much though... Just a bit higher.

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Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

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Thursday 27 December 2018 20:11

Savage

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Wednesday 20 May 2020 2:25

she sounded like a lamb after kissing that bar with her head.....

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Thursday 27 December 2018 20:11

Savage

Dragonsong 7

Wednesday 20 May 2020 2:25

she sounded like a lamb after kissing that bar with her head.....

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Saturday 30 October 2021 15:11

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Sunday 16 January 2022 0:43

Bet that left a mark! 🤕

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Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

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Today, we had a NAT for our preparation for college. I did quite well and knew most of the answers. When I turned mine in, I realised I forgot to write my name. The proctor doesn't allow giving back test papers after it is turned in. And no, I can't retake it. FML

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Today, I found my daughter punching her brother repeatedly. Apparently, he'd put the wrong fuel in her van so after 20 years of him being a moron, she decided to beat the stupid out of him. Thing is it’s worked; he’s too bruised and scared of her to do anything, period, just in case. FML

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Today, I realised why I’m so irritable these days. My former flatmate smoked so many cigarettes that, now he’s moved out and taken the smoke with him, I’m going through nicotine withdrawal. I realised this after I saw cigarettes in a shop and couldn’t stop staring at them. FML

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Today, I went to work at a chemotherapy clinic. After explaining to a patient about the risks and benefits of chemotherapy for his underlying metastatic lung cancer, he asks is it OK to smoke during chemotherapy. FML

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Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML

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