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What the hell am I doing here?

weirdome23 - - United States

Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML

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obnum - 24/05/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML

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Anonymous - 18/03/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, a girl and her boyfriend dramatically left our group chat. One of her friends, a mod, is blaming me over a public exchange we had; he says it proves I "don't know her AT ALL." The crazy bitch called me every istaphobe in the book over not liking her favorite anime, and left because I told her to grow up. FML

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Anonymous - 17/07/2020 14:00

Today, my friends told me that my girlfriend of over a year and a half refers to me on Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat as "the monster I can't get rid of." FML

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Anonymous - 16/04/2024 22:00 - France - Laval

Today, I'd thought I was somewhat friends with a girl, the only person I actually talked to outside of school, but after overhearing a discussion I think she may actually have restricted me on Instagram, because I've "always pissed me off anyway." FML

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Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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alliobamy - 28/09/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML

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27musiclover - 16/08/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML

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meowitzer - 22/04/2020 05:02

Today, a close, funny friend who has quite the attitude, received a long email from a long-time friend of hers, telling her how difficult she is. When I told her it doesn’t matter, that she is still wonderful, she went off on how bad a friend I am for saying that, and then deleted me off WhatsApp. FML

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Where did everyone go?

LoveUGuysToo - 05/08/2020 14:03

Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML

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Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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marinus_fml 19

Tuesday 26 April 2011 15:59

No shit, you must be weird for having friends like that.

Tuesdays76 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:03

Who doesn't have a Facebook for their cat?

bbaustin_roy17 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 18:04

they sound awesome! no lie! :D

ShmAthaa_fml 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 18:13

haha Harry twatter

mufffinns 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 18:16

that sounds like people from my school...

Cupcaken 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 18:18

What I hate about this FML, is that it doesn't say what your friend thinks is weird. For all I know you could have an army of stuffed rabbits, which you may find normal.. but it isn't. So give us the details! And btw, weird can be positive. Don't just assume its bad!

iluvpink10 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 18:25

Soo.... Why are you friends with her/him?

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Tuesday 26 April 2011 18:36

you're probably not necessarily weird in general, just to her because of her personality. then again, you could be one of those people that wears wedding gowns in public... weirdo.