Work, Frustration and Teachers: What more do you want? - FML

What more do you want?

By ForeverUnemployed - 12/09/2026 09:00 - Japan

Today, I was informed that although I'm eligible for a position at a school in my new city, my information was not passed onto the school, as I'm not one of the top candidates. The position? Substitute teaching. My credentials? A teaching license in 3 core subjects and a master's degree in education. FML

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DLBL 21

Saturday 12 September 2026 22:06

I didn't know you need a license in a core subject to teach that subject. I wonder what the top candidates have that you don't, and I wonder if they'd tell you if you asked, for your information. Sorry.

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DLBL 21

Saturday 12 September 2026 22:06

I didn't know you need a license in a core subject to teach that subject. I wonder what the top candidates have that you don't, and I wonder if they'd tell you if you asked, for your information. Sorry.

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