Oh Gravity, thou art a heartless b*tch.

So it scared the shit out of you?

Some times shit happens

This doesn't make sense to me it's missing a word

Wear a diaper next time

Wow that's kind of pathetic.

Ah shit

I accidentally scared the poop out of a mouse once.

Looks like the creators have some work to do! At the amusement parks here, they are functioned so that if the rides stops functioning, it will never hang upside down during those moments. In other words, if something goes wrong when the ride is upside down, it will always still come back down. All rides should be functioned to do that because it can be quite dangerous if people are upside down for even a short period of time. To be upside down in the air is already bad enough for a few minutes.. Imagine how it will be if the ride stops for an hour or something.

Use a comma next time