Embarrassing Miscellaneous Well did you?

Well did you?

Kagura - 02/06/2010 15:05 - Turkey

Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML

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Embarassed - 18/10/2024 20:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML

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Fear of the unflushed…for life, the sentencing. - 10/06/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I pooped in a drug store bathroom but forgot to flush. I left to go find my mom and found her in the toy section. I guess after I had walked away oblivious, a woman had walked into the bathroom behind me and found the kids I'd abandoned. She then came and found my mom and me, then yelled at me. FML

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Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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ok cool - 13/10/2015 01:53 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML

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embarassed - 25/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, my mother came up to me at swim meet and shouted to me in the bleachers "If you have to go potty, go now because there is a long line!". I'm seventeen. FML

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Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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June - 19/05/2009 21:51 - Canada

Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML

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Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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M…… - 27/06/2025 09:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went for a quick piss at a restaurant. As I walked out the door, a little kid in the bathroom yelled, "HEY MISTER, YOU FORGOT TO WASH YOUR HANDS!" Everyone in the dining room stared, including my date. FML

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RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 2 June 2010 19:07

Well? Did you?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 2 June 2010 19:14

Sounds like my mom. I swear she sometimes forgets that I'm not in pre-school anymore. :P

x805xUnknown 6

Wednesday 2 June 2010 20:37

This is a bad written FML.

FarSide 22

Thursday 3 June 2010 3:10

No worse than your response.

LilAfo 4

Thursday 3 June 2010 8:53

#12 - not everyone om FML are from an English speakin country. Don't hate :)

brianjman14 22

Wednesday 2 June 2010 20:53

did you?

Pistolaro 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 21:11

haha 12 ur cute..... it's badly written

Chocodeadly 6

Monday 1 August 2011 2:57

and it's you're, not ur.

Pink4Ever 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 21:26

Sounds like something I'd say to my brother! (He's scared to flush the toilet and he's 15)

kybabyy 4

Wednesday 2 June 2010 22:56

What the heck..? Flushophobia?

pizzle012345 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 1:08

I can ur **** 25

skyttlz 32

Thursday 3 June 2010 4:44

I was scared to flush until I was like 10 in fact my parents had to say flush and I did. I actually would stand in the br for 20 minutes until they said flush o_O