Wanking to death

Anonymous - 30/11/2013 00:17 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
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mpsteve137 15

What a sight that must of been for whoever came to your rescue.

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EmmaMK 35

For your own safety, get someone to assist you in the shower next time

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JD1147 27

I think this FML's comments surely holds the record for the most lame puns about jacking off...

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FrankHotpants 31

I'm thinking this ended like the scene in Grandmas Boy where the guys mom walks in on him jerking it.

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Eahae3 12

Did you have a boner when they came in to help you ?:o

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CrazyMelvin 14

It sounds like your little soldier had quite a workout!

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mallu86 9

I think he did. He does sound exited even in this FML.

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ptrep17 2

Pathetic if you ask me

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martin8337 35

On the wrong side of town.

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