What's with the FMLs lately? They're not FMLs, they're "My parents are funny".

I think you and your boyfriend handled that situation kinda strangely, not your Mother. Try to control your body language next time, so things don't go cold and awkward like that.

Well, maybe she was walking past him like on the escalators or something and they were just like "oh, hey." There's no point in them trying to jump across the escalator or something just to make out or whatever. And I agree, your mom was just being funny. Or she could have said it because sometimes when you see a cute guy (though its usually for celebrities) you're like "omg thats my husband" or something as a joke. So she might have just been like "really?"

why didn't you like talk to him or hug him or something?? how long have you been going out with him? .. thats so weird

ahaha number 7 and by this story it sounds like youre 12 years old lol if you were any older than that you wouldn't be that casual with your boyfriend, or at least your mom would know he is your boyfriend

#8, why was it more his fault than hers?

I don't think it's weird at all. I'm assuming it was in public, and some people aren't comfortable getting all touchy-feely in public. Maybe they see each other in more private setting on a regular occasion and so a simple 'Hi' sufficed for now. It can take time to introduce your boyfriend to your parents. I know someone who was seeing a guy for about 5 months before their parents met them, so they might have been seeing each other for more than just a few weeks.

Agreed with #17. They probably didn't want the parents to be embarassing about it either.

#7, that's hilarious.

Hehe, seems like your mother has quite a high opinion of you.