Kids, Pranks, Awkward, Cops Transportation Very funny, ha ha

Very funny, ha ha

anne - - Canada

Today, my 20 year-old son thought it would be funny to unbuckle my seat belt while the cops were right beside us. FML

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dudeitsdanny 9

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:27

If he drives, report the car as stolen next time he takes it =D

Jessi_the_sexii 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:29

that's when u tell the cops he kidnaped u and ur a hostage

404wan 19

Wednesday 26 December 2018 23:57

looks like you failed at parenting.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 21 August 2022 4:03

You're driving your 20-year-old son around why? But I guess if he's immature enough to pull a stupid prank like that, he doesn't have the mental capacity to handle a car.

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Today, as I was feeling frisky, I started to jack off. I was about to come when my cat attacked my hand and nether regions under the blanket. I really got the pussy, didn’t I? FML

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Today I went to my sleep therapist; I sleep 8 hours a night, but I'm still very tired during the day. I'm divorced, so we decided that I would record myself sleeping to see if I might be snoring. We listened to the tape. Not only was I snoring very loudly, I cry all night in my sleep. FM

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Today, I was finally able to get around to a totally free day when I could do some much needed DIY around the house. Before I even started, I cut my hand on a Stanley knife almost to the bone, and had to get 8 stitches. My wife thinks I did it on purpose to get out of doing the repairs. FML

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Today, I found out the hard way that if you leave your sheets on the washing line too long, spiders will go and make their new home in them. FML

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Today, I found out that the last of my super feminist "I'm never getting tied to a man" college friends got engaged. Apparently, I should have tried that tactic, as my current partner in life is my goldfish. FML

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Today, I had a brain fart moment while asking out a cute guy. I meant to say, "When are you going to let me take you out for coffee?” but what actually came out of my mouth was, “When are you going to let me do you?” He turned bright red and I ran away, and I’m too scared to go back. FML

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