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Touch me I'm sick

By f u stomach flu - 20/09/2026 12:00 - United States - Poway

Today, my girlfriend felt me jump out of bed, heard me run to the bathroom and throw up, then looked up five seconds later to see me take a massive dump on her bath mat. FML

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Vesi 29

Sunday 20 September 2026 21:42

I know a lot of people like cutesy bathroom trash cans but I keep a fully plastic trash can in every bathroom so a person can SIT on the throne and have a can for any upheaval. Comes from a LOT of experience with painful bathroom cramps causing upheavals.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 20 September 2026 16:16

Stomach flu and I'd be willing to bet an inner ear infection too. Horrible combination.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 20 September 2026 16:16

Stomach flu and I'd be willing to bet an inner ear infection too. Horrible combination.

JackWood 20

Sunday 20 September 2026 16:58

What kind of a heathen craps on the floor?

Vesi 29

Sunday 20 September 2026 21:42

I know a lot of people like cutesy bathroom trash cans but I keep a fully plastic trash can in every bathroom so a person can SIT on the throne and have a can for any upheaval. Comes from a LOT of experience with painful bathroom cramps causing upheavals.

Hangryko 31

Monday 21 September 2026 6:06

Sit on the toilet with a bucket in your lap. Keep one in there in the future.

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