Today, someone reminded me how "cute" it was that this guy I... - FML

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By "Kitten" - 02/06/2018 22:25

Today, someone reminded me how "cute" it was that this guy I used to be friends with told everyone he was in love with me. It was never cute to me. He even told my boyfriend, and had my friends tell him where I was 24/7 so he could "just happen" to show up. I had already rejected him before. FML

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CrazedSanity 17

Tuesday 5 June 2018 3:18

Please please please get away from those people! They are NOT your friends, they were actively enabling his stalking!

Bloo2555 22

Tuesday 5 June 2018 17:29

Methinks that a restraining order might be needed.

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Kitten 12

Sunday 3 June 2018 22:05

Clarification: I was VERY CLEAR when I rejected him. Repeatedly. I only ever hung out with him with other people around and didn't act or talk any differently with him than anyone else.

CrazedSanity 17

Tuesday 5 June 2018 3:18

Please please please get away from those people! They are NOT your friends, they were actively enabling his stalking!

Kitten 12

Tuesday 5 June 2018 3:43

Oh, I shut it down. I had already moved to a new apartment and haven't told any of my old friends where I moved to.

Bloo2555 22

Tuesday 5 June 2018 17:29

Methinks that a restraining order might be needed.

lost_in_mitten 6

Friday 8 June 2018 12:12

A piece of paper will help?

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