Today, my weight loss progress became visible... through my boobs.... - FML

R2A8 - 11/03/2018 01:17 - Kenya - Nairobi

Today, my weight loss progress became visible... through my boobs. FML

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Saturday 17 March 2018 15:26

NOOOOOO!!!! Not the boobs!

ThrottleJockey 35

Saturday 17 March 2018 15:26

NOOOOOO!!!! Not the boobs!

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Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML

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Today, my husband and I cooked our first dinner of the year, some grilled steak. The moment we turned our backs to put out the fire, the dog snatched half of it. FML

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Today, my boss still won't believe in climate change, and won't do anything to reduce our carbon footprint. FML

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Today, a customer attempted to buy 5 mini blenders from our Black Friday sale. Our policy is a max of 2 per customer. When I pointed this out, the customer had a meltdown, spat on me, and stormed off. I have to get up tomorrow at the buttcrack of dawn to deal with shit like this again. FML

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Today, I went through with my elaborate plans to propose to my girlfriend with creativity. I took her skydiving and proposed in midair. She rejected it. Why? She wanted a more "traditional" proposal. FML

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Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench at a bus stop, some crazy person will come sit on you. FML

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