Today, my parents told me to get a job even though I'm already... - FML

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Areyouserious - 12/08/2017 08:28 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, my parents told me to get a job even though I'm already working 10+ hours a week and going to college full-time. It's also the day they booked a trip to San Francisco for the second time this year. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 48

You deserved it 13

Valentine's Day: Love and Maladresse
Discover romantic anecdotes with a touch of awkwardness - because nothing expresses love better than a little discomfort! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

GhostFox 33

Wednesday 16 August 2017 5:02

Pretty certain that OP is implying that their parent ARE using OP's money to fund the trips.

Comments

lifeisoutrages 7

Wednesday 16 August 2017 1:29

while, yes that is a stupid situation that you're in, I work 40 hours and go to school full time as well. Unless you're personally funding their trip then I don't see the how the last portion is relevant at all

GhostFox 33

Wednesday 16 August 2017 5:02

Pretty certain that OP is implying that their parent ARE using OP's money to fund the trips.

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

The Top

The Top

Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 137

You deserved it 2 574

Today, while assisting my 2 year-old with potty training, she stuck her hand in her own poop, and when I wasn't expecting it, put her fingers in my mouth. Ever wondered what a green blowout tastes like? I don't have to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 190

You deserved it 182

Today, I thought I was suddenly having insulin problems due to my medical conditions. Turns out, every 4 weeks, your ovaries can just decide to make your blood sugar drop, even if you're transitioning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 519

You deserved it 1 269

Today, my best friend confided in me that she's going to have sex with her cousin. Shocked, I tried to convince her not to and how it's a horrible idea. She called me a jealous bastard who can't get laid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 484

You deserved it 244

Today, I was awoken by my son squirting liquid on me from a bottle. We have a high deer population in our area, so I spray urine contained in black bottle on my plants to help deter the deer from eating them. I also water my flowers with water from a blue bottle. My son used the black one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 982

You deserved it 8 099

Today, I finally caught the person who has now and again been stealing my lunch at work for weeks. It was my boss. I awkwardly watched him eat my sandwich while he talked about how he's been "saving money by bringing food from home." FML

I agree, your life sucks 680

You deserved it 98