Miscellaneous: Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's....

By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML

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Lonely_Lez 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:17

Not gonna lie that actually sounds like it would be pretty fun.

Duckasaurus 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:17

WHAT'S WRONG WITH CHUCK E. CHEESE? THAT PLACE IS ******* AWESOME!

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jillrbassett 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:57

I was planning on having my 18th birthday party there in 5 months, until I found out they took the awesome tube things out. Now I don't know where to go.

JF72 6

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:59

I'd find that pretty damn awesome!

fmylifedotcomm 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:11

psh this isn't an FML at all. LUCKYY. haha

blackscent 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:19

id go for any age dude just make fun of it and laugh...inv friends ull have a good time

chocoLIFE_fml 2

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:20

I love the arcade games （＾＿＾）

jesslackszazz 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:26

I would like an invite.

Noxx_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:29

I hear their beats are banging

Tashaxox 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:30

Lol ok well chucky cheeses does sound pretty fun But its your 18 birthday and i know i wouldnt want to go there for my 18th so FYL

IronysMe 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:32

Bullshit. No offense, but I actually doubt that you're even 18 :(

sharpe15 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:34

lucky

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