Miscellaneous: Today, my nose ring fell out like it has over the past few weeks.... - FML

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By shitstormGoddess - 18/05/2016 11:49 - United States - Marion

Today, my nose ring fell out like it has over the past few weeks. Every other time, I've been able to find it, but today I found it just as it was going down the drain. FML

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AndrasteNyx 18

Wednesday 18 May 2016 19:25

Why is it falling out all the time? Are you securing the ball, what are you doing? Perhaps it's time to buy a new ring.

Zannanana 18

Wednesday 18 May 2016 19:42

I hope you don't use a ball in the ring cause you might inhale it. Noserings should be able to close by pushing it together or an open nose ring, those are the best, at the piercing shop or on the website "alloverpiercings" i have those as well :)

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AndrasteNyx 18

Wednesday 18 May 2016 19:25

Why is it falling out all the time? Are you securing the ball, what are you doing? Perhaps it's time to buy a new ring.

Zannanana 18

Wednesday 18 May 2016 19:42

I hope you don't use a ball in the ring cause you might inhale it. Noserings should be able to close by pushing it together or an open nose ring, those are the best, at the piercing shop or on the website "alloverpiercings" i have those as well :)

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