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By coco - 03/07/2016 16:24 - United States - Rocklin

Today, my mom said that since I'm short she can't love me because I remind her of a dwarf.. FML

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C8H18 33

Monday 4 July 2016 3:35

Next time she decides to say something horrible like that reply, "I can't love you because of your lady mustache." And watch her self confidence go down the drain.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Monday 4 July 2016 13:22

"I can't love you because you're a bitch".

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C8H18 33

Monday 4 July 2016 3:35

Next time she decides to say something horrible like that reply, "I can't love you because of your lady mustache." And watch her self confidence go down the drain.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Monday 4 July 2016 13:22

"I can't love you because you're a bitch".

BloodyGlass 10

Tuesday 5 July 2016 9:55

"I can't love you because you're a **** to me," would be a good response. :)

NYGiants1925 22

Tuesday 5 July 2016 22:24

Are you a Lannister by chance?

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