Health: Today, my mom meant to send a picture of her poop to my aunt,...

Why the **** was she sending your aunt a picture of her poo anyway? That's really weird. Unless of course your aunt is a doctor and your mother needed medical advice, then I can kind of understand it. Otherwise, it's weird.

FitFriday 32

Wednesday 12 August 2015 7:32

I want to know how OP found out

kelciimackk 24

Wednesday 12 August 2015 7:38

Blue snow cones, huh?

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