Kids: Today, my mom finally told me the truth about ice cream trucks....

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By Cassiet1515 - 21/03/2016 18:30 - United States

Today, my mom finally told me the truth about ice cream trucks. She used to say that when the music would play, they were out of ice cream. FML

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deathstroke990 22

Monday 21 March 2016 23:01

did a seven year old write this

Railroader 16

Monday 21 March 2016 23:03

I declare shenanigans on this FML.

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FalloutScrolls 25

Monday 21 March 2016 23:07

As the father of small children, I will utilize this tactic.

Tripartita 44

Monday 21 March 2016 23:07

I don't see the big deal here. She's right; the music plays, and all the children run out to restock the truck. Right? RIGHT?!

Briaangel12 13

Monday 21 March 2016 23:11

Your mother is cold hearted for that frostbitten lie... ;-;

taylorbrown97 23

Monday 21 March 2016 23:12

I saw this on the internet recently too, OP

0mysteriousman0 22

Monday 21 March 2016 23:19

Ouch... Right in the childhood!!!

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