Today, my girlfriend of 3 years told me she lost her virginity... - FML

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By SmithyKins - 15/05/2018 03:59 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years told me she lost her virginity to another guy a week ago, and that I won her heart and love, but he owns her body and sexual desires. FML

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JasonThorn 21

Wednesday 16 May 2018 16:12

Sounded good to me. If a girl gays you have her love but her passion and presence belongs to another, then everything before the word "but" is a damned lie.

Leeono 26

Wednesday 16 May 2018 13:43

Wait let me get my FML voice ready (cough cough) “ you mean ex-girlfriend, right?” Did I do that right?

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Leeono 26

Wednesday 16 May 2018 13:43

Wait let me get my FML voice ready (cough cough) “ you mean ex-girlfriend, right?” Did I do that right?

JasonThorn 21

Wednesday 16 May 2018 16:12

Sounded good to me. If a girl gays you have her love but her passion and presence belongs to another, then everything before the word "but" is a damned lie.

user53658 15

Wednesday 16 May 2018 15:18

I suggest you tell her that you slept with another girl but 'you won my heart and love'.

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